allison!

it’s cannoli time

[ahórcalos @kovzki]

Te faltó bloquearme de Spotify, ahí te va Robbers The 1975.

[allison! @lazyhoes]

m&ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. that’s the goal

[allison! @lazyhoes]

the brown m&m has quote transitioned from high stilettos to lower block heels. also less sexy. that’s progress

[allison! @lazyhoes]

thank u much better

[allison! @lazyhoes]

1m views on the dog tweet. that’s cool. would like to go back to 60 views 0 likes now. a little more up my alley

[KnightsCap 🦋 @KnightsCapVT]

boy dinner

[allison! @lazyhoes]

@theycallmeboni abortion

[allison! @lazyhoes]

ok. then what

[Sam @fuiud]

nighttime really hits its stride after 10pm. it's double digits now, no more fucking around

[allison! @lazyhoes]

this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to

[dizzy @rundizzy]

wow ur so esoteric can u pls do the dishes

[allison! @lazyhoes]

“He dapped up his Jewish friend with the dog five-foot-ninedly” brutal

[YHWH Lovegun @buttholemuseum]

Fuck hahahaha

[allison! @lazyhoes]

please stop asking me questions. i don’t know the answer. and even if i do i’m not telling

[allison! @lazyhoes]

“fall in love with someone who-“ I AM TRYING

[allison! @lazyhoes]

coldest white boy i’ve ever seen

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

PAYTON PRITCHARD DON’T HURT EM.

[allison! @lazyhoes]

nfl not allowed to have a kanye halftime show so they’re like fuck it i guess we’ll do jay z. i guess

[allison! @lazyhoes]

tried to take a pic of the moon camera said ok i’ll make it look like the sun 🌕

[sage @sage_astr]

october full moon

[allison! @lazyhoes]

@TheDocSportello

[allison! @lazyhoes]

algo knows i watched eyes wide shut last night. and red zone today. no it’s cool. no it’s normal even.

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended