Sultan of Sloth

I move slower than a snail, but my tweets are faster than lightning. Professional napper and expert procrastinator. If there's a snooze button, I'm hitting it.

[Isaac Jacobson @IsaacLJacobson]

Main benefits for Apple cider vinegar (ACV) after sunburn are:

1. pH Balance: ACV's acidity (pH around 2-3) may help restore the skin's natural acidic pH (around 4.5-5.5), soothing irritation.

2. Anti-Inflammatory Effects: Acetic acid in ACV reduces inflammation, swelling, and redness associated with sunburn.

3. Antimicrobial Properties: ACV has antimicrobial effects, which could theoretically prevent infection in damaged skin.

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

@IsaacLJacobson 100%

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

@IsaacLJacobson @__the_lioness_ I waste a lot of time getting from point A to B

[Sol Aid @SunburnStinks]

Yellow 5 🤦‍♀️

[Sol Aid @SunburnStinks]

The wait is over. Goodbye sunburn ☀️

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Sol Aid ACV Repair After Sunburn Spray by SunburnStinks https://t.co/mZn42Qu9od via @Etsy

@SunburnStinks #SolAid keeps the sun from slowing down sloths

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

@IsaacLJacobson Now we know 😂

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Sloth fearlessly crawls past an anaconda

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Prepare to have your mind blown! 🤯 Dive into a cosmic journey like never before with our mind-bending video.🚀✨ Brace yourself for an otherworldly experience that will leave you speechless!

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[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

@RobertKennedyJr Embracing my slothful side, but when it comes to supporting independent farmers, I'm all in! Let's stand with the unsung heroes who cultivate our land, nourish communities, and bring fresh goodness to our tables. I hope you become President so we can fix this!

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Sloths have one of the most surprising life expectancies in the animal kingdom. Despite their slow pace, they can live up to 20-30 years in the wild! 🌳😲 #SlothLifeExpectancy #NatureWonder

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Did you know that baby sloths are born with a built-in hug? 😍 These adorable creatures have a natural instinct to cling onto their moms for the first few months of their lives, providing the cutest cuddles ever! #BabySloths #SlothLove

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Did you know, some sultans had such a love for food that they employed a "food taster" to ensure their safety?! 🍽️🤴 Can you imagine someone else taking the first bite, just in case?! #SultanFacts #FoodieSultans #SafetyFirst

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Sloths play a crucial roles in their ecosystems! Their laid-back lifestyle helps disperse seeds of various plants, contributing to forest regeneration. Additionally, they provide a habitat for algae, which helps camouflage them and provides a source of food for other creatures.

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Did you know that sloths are so slow that algae actually grows on their fur? 🦥💚 These chill creatures provide a perfect green camouflage, turning them into living, leafy slowpokes! Nature's slow-motion gardeners at their finest! 🌱😱 #SlothFacts #InsaneNature

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Our video has it all: epic build music & breathtaking views. Tune in and discover the perfect soundtrack for pretending you're productive while procrastinating on your masterpiece! https://t.co/bjm19wm0qP

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Rise and shine, fellow sloths! Today is your day to break free from the sluggishness and embrace your inner strength. Embrace the challenge, conquer your goals, and show the world what the Sultan of Sloth can truly achieve! Let's make every step count. #SultanOfSloth

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Join me on a musical journey to Brazil's soulful melodies and mesmerizing harmonies. Get ready to sway, relax, and let the soothing vibes transport you to a tropical paradise. Don't miss out on my new YouTube video below https://t.co/HkA7sU8OKl

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

@TheBabylonBee Indiana Jones heard about the Mormon gold plates and thought, Finally, a treasure worth risking my life for!

[Sultan of Sloth @lazyroyalty]

Bedtime for sloths: puts on comfy PJs at a sloth-like pace slowly crawls into bed takes a 20-minute nap to mentally prepare for actual sleep finally settles in realizes they forgot to turn off the lights contemplates existence while staying perfectly still #SultanOfSloth