lulu

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Papoi

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Tatica anti zika

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Erling Haaland on the game vs. England:

"They should be CONFIDENT they’ll qualify… I mean, they are ENGLAND!"

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Vem pro Corinthians madimbu

[FOFOQUEI @fofoquei]

Ex-colega de quarto entrega “segredo” de Erling Haaland: o craque adorava assistir Hannah Montana.

“Ele assistia Hannah Montana sem sentir vergonha nenhuma e ria de verdade.”

[lulu @lazysalamander]

@therealSeffy @aquaismissing @gabefollower Aí ia virar rainbow six siege kkkkkkkk

[🇧🇷🇦🇷 @lanadeholanda]

CURIOSIDADE: O Brasil nunca conquistou uma Copa do Mundo desde que os jogadores, em sua maioria, deixaram de ser católicos e se tornaram evangélicos.

[previa @previaxd]

eu quando assisto o jogo com meu cu

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Erling haaland é seu dever agora ser campeão dessa copa do mundo

[Leonardo Dias @leonardodias]

Isso não é gol, é poesia. Gol mais bonito da Copa, jogada mais bonita da Copa, sequência de passes mais perfeita da Copa. Disparado.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The ref hadn't even blown the whistle, vozinha was still setting up the wall, and Messi tried to steal a cheap goal… him being a “good guy” is the biggest false image in football

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Cabo Verde é o vencedor moral desse jogo

[Fotos de Fatos @FotosDeFatos]

Esse é o VOZINHA da SORTE 🍀🇨🇻

Retuite pra ele PARAR o MESSI e a ARGENTINA hoje!

[🐇 @lo_l_la_res]

A que ponto chegamos, um candidato a presidência escolhendo data certa pra tarifar o próprio país!!! Como pode ter pessoas cogitando votar nessa criatura sabuja?

[Dev0n🩸 @Dev0nsofty]

gta 5 saiu a R$200 em 2013.
salário minimo de R$678.
.
gta 4 saiu a R$229,90 em 2008.
salario minimo de R$415.
.
gta s.a saiu a +/- R$120 em 2004.
salario minimo de R$260.
.
perceba como gta sempre foi um absurdo de caro.
mas nao, o problema é o alan ter feito o L

[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

No futuro, vou ter que explicar pros meus filhos que a gente conseguia comprar hardware e ter em casa algo chamado "PC" pra jogar games, mas aí a elite de virgens supremos da humanidade começou a gerar vídeos de namoradas falsas, tudo se tornou caríssimo e agora não temos água.

[lulu @lazysalamander]

Japão e Alemanha eliminados no mesmo dia.
Estamos em 1945 senhores?

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Zinedine Zidane on Kento Shiogai's comments ahead of Brazil vs Japan in the FIFA World Cup Round of 32:

🗣️ “I read Kento Shiogai's comments, and for a young player who has achieved very little on the international stage, I think he has spoken far too soon. Respect in football is earned before it's demanded.”

“You can admire France, Argentina or any other nation, but dismissing Brazil before facing them is a dangerous mistake. Five World Cups are not history books collecting dust—they are the foundation of the biggest football nation the sport has ever known.”

“Football has a habit of humiliating players who believe headlines win matches. Talking before a World Cup knockout game only creates expectations that you now have to live up to for ninety minutes.”

“I've played against Brazil, coached against Brazil and watched generations of Brazilian footballers. One thing I know is this: the moment you believe Brazil are finished is usually the moment they remind the world exactly who they are.”

“If I were in the Brazilian dressing room, those comments would already be on every wall. Not because they need motivation, but because disrespect has a way of bringing the very best out of champions.”

“Kento is entitled to his opinion, but the World Cup is not won with interviews or confidence. It's won with personality when the pressure is at its highest, and that's where we'll discover whether his words carry any weight.”

“Respect your opponent, especially one that has given football some of the greatest players and greatest moments in history. Confidence is important, but arrogance has ended many World Cup dreams before they even had the chance to begin.”

“Tonight is his opportunity to prove every word he said. But if Brazil respond the way great football nations usually do after being doubted, those comments could become the biggest motivation they never knew they needed.”

[rayan @rayanv77]

Isso é Brasil! Todos em um só caminho… Até o final 🇧🇷

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Eyebrow > Death Note

[Central do Braga @CentralDoBrega]

pra não passar batido:

mais uma BOA partida do correto e humilde DOUGLAS SANTOS.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭