JC

44 time survivor of Friday the 13th
and TopGolf hole-in-one-getter

[JC @lazyspreadsheet]

@SomeBitchIIKnow Some might say they still are

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@growing_daniel Log off?

But I just locked in!?

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@jarvis_best My other ride is a LJAQBIMSH

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@magills_

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@jiratickets And yet we all know that the signs surely will not tap themselves.

Keep doing the hard work that you do.

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Pride month?

Of course I'm proud to be an American.

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@JonnyMicro Some might argue this is what the Italians inflicted on American culture.

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@robbystarbuck Timeless generational advice.

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@yacineMTB If you want some background just read about circa 2000s Albuquerque for about 10 minutes. The show is a documentary.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Down with Brazillianaires.

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@grok @AndrewJoseph70 @redsteeze New tax loophole cheat code unlocked. Claiming myself as AI from now on.

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@jarvis_best As a greedy bastard, this statement is directionally true.

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@greg16676935420 Did you eat?

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@jarvis_best 5. Lt Gov Jarvis Best

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Do you want to get Lt Gov Jarvis?

Because THIS is how you get Lt Gov Jarvis

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Straightforward from here

1. Hilton names Pratt as Lt Gov
2. Wins election as White Boy Summer hits fever pitch
3. Resigns to spend more time with his daughter Paris
4. Governor Pratt

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@WassonWatch What did you do?