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did you miss me?

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@sunday_mic36760 @upshine3 get em glo

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@Rockabettyyogi @givethembeau @TL09zy08 @queensofbravo This comeback doesnt even make sense. Ya took the L

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@Nyct0phil3_x @mshodl @AnthropoceneMe1 And if the breastfed baby doesnt take to the bottle? As most dont, then what?

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@Nyct0phil3_x @mshodl @AnthropoceneMe1 Thats not breastfeeding, thats pumping

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@HiveXHottie @AllAboutTRH Its 2026 stop living on the 2006 version of what a housewife is

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@Nyct0phil3_x @mshodl @AnthropoceneMe1 If you exclusively breastfed for the first few months, how did your husband do more nights than you did? 🤥

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@BonkDaCarnivore @Killa_Daze @FLDadReborn @podiatristdon The fact that you dont know that career politicians spend their entire lives grifting might be the most laughable part of this very uninformed thread

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@ediepoodie @theselowfeet @brittilina No you havent

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@theselowfeet @brittilina LMAO im pretty sure most moms dont put headphones on while their baby screams and ignores them all day wtf where did you even come up with that

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@huekaiis It was covid times

[gaut @0xgaut]

one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby

[lauraaa @lbenj]

oh my god look at that face

[lauraaa @lbenj]

One, two, three, LETS GO BITCH

[lauraaa @lbenj]

i was enchanted to meet you

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@doomerzoomer Dont meet your heroes

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Weirdest part about spending your entire day with your kid is when other people get around them for a small window of time and try to tell you about them 😂

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@ProdigalMonkey @500Indy1911 Youre crying about having to watch 1 Ford ad before the program? Lol

[lauraaa @lbenj]

@albonosainz Literally the first thing i said too lol

[Yenkunkun Pikibo @moniquepowell]

I’ve never come upon a paywall while casually browsing the news and thought “let me get my credit card out”. It’s always “I don’t need to know that badly.”

[lauraaa @lbenj]

Growing up is realizing Alex Cooper was the villian in the Call Her Daddy breakup