Lonni Blanton

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING OLDER:
They won't tell you this, but they miss you deeply.
Here's what to do before it's too late:

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@edgaralandough Wow! This one hits in the feels pretty hard

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@harukaawake I love that you love it!

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@JeremyTate41 It’s so crazy to me that this war ever happened. Good bless all of the fallen.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@SecretaryBurgum @TheLastRefuge2 @POTUS I cannot even imagine how many people are going to throw a fit about the color. “The water’s too blue!!!” Whine, gripe, complain.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@JayDook @StarfieldGame @BethesdaStudios Unpopular opinion that Starfield is way better than Star Citizen

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@TaraBull A raver who got lost from the party

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@QTRBlackGarrett Thanks for the recommendation! I just picked up a digital copy

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate.

He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@atulit_gaur @bruno_nwogu It really is amazing! And we did it while floating on a rock in outer space all by ourselves

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

Cook at home.
Eat at home.
Brew your coffee at home.
Pack your meals at home.

Control the ingredients.

Control your health.

MAHA

[Aviation @xAviation]

A photo that can never be taken again.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@RupertLowe10 Allow the citizens to carry swords, maces, and axes again

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@elonmusk Bingo!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 All my X’s live in Texas 🎶

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@RHyperboreo @CollinRugg Dang, what a buzz kill.

[Lonni Blanton @lblanton377]

@InsaneReality That would be SO much fun!

[CeCe @cecegkh]

We need to find out who this guy is and MAKE HIM FAMOUS! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻