We have gone to the same schools
We have gone to the same Universities
We have received the same education
And now We are in the same job market
But even so,
You expect me to have more money than you so that I can fund your lifestyle because im a man
Are you mad!?
Avoid eating food at events, especially events to which you have not been invited.
When invited to eat, just say, "Thank you, I am currently fasting."
- Drink water
- Continue fasting
- Cook your food at home
The problems with food at events:
- They are cooked in seed oils. To make it worse, they recycle the already rancid oils.
- The water for cooking may not be good for human use.
- The source of the cooked food is unknown. The meat could be infected with anthrax or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (mad cow disease).
- Food cooked for mass consumption is poorly prepared and undercooked.
- The persons handling the food may transmit food-related pathogens from one plate to the next.
- High risk for Clostridium botulinum infection, which causes foodborne botulism or Clostridium perfringens (food poisoning) or other faecal-oral diseases.
However, most people today lack discipline. They are greedy and cannot control their primitive cravings for food. That is why they perish.
Be a different human being and rise above mass mediocrity.
Listen and thank me later.
Or, you will diarrhoea until your rectum becomes hot and red.
#BetterTogether
Tweeps hukua na memes kalikali before wakue brand alafu wakishajulikana content inaisha wanaanza kujipost sijui wako sijui wapi. Bana weka memes wacha ujinga😂
Today, as Africans, we're putting our differences aside and fully supporting Mexico. 🇲🇽🤝🌍 Come on, Mexico! Make us proud and show them what fighting spirit looks like... 🔥⚽
Sasa si tupige follows wakuu 😌💯. Hizi ndio zile masaa za kugain. Drop handle yako 🤝🌍🇲🇽😂
Today, as Africans, we're putting our differences aside and fully supporting Mexico. 🇲🇽🤝🌍 Come on, Mexico! Make us proud and show them what fighting spirit looks like... 🔥⚽
Sasa si tupige follows wakuu 😌💯. Hizi ndio zile masaa za kugain. Drop handle yako 🤝🌍🇲🇽😂
Yesternight I joined a Nigerian Space and came back with followers like I had attended a free giveaway 😂🇳🇬❤️
To save my Naija fam from fighting with Google Translate, I'll be tweeting more in English from today.
Love from Kenya 🇰🇪 to Nigeria 🇳🇬 🤝