Lobo

Would you like an adventure now or would you like to have tea first?- - J.M. Barrie

[Lobo @lcts97]

Alright, Friends! Today’s PSA: if you ring up a $500 tab at a restaurant- tip your fucking server 🥰. Thanks so much.

[Lobo @lcts97]

@linnnnddsss I was gasping when he suggested it 😂

[Lobo @lcts97]

Ryan really wants to give my mom a nickname and came up with ‘Christine Tiny Peen.’ I think we are gonna keep brainstorming.

[Lobo @lcts97]

I’m really loving my outfit choice today and Ryan promptly told me I looked like Mrs. Claus. Good morning to you, too, Sir.

[Lobo @lcts97]

A man tries to hand Drew a pamphlet about the gospel and he says, “I’m flattered! But, no thank you.” 😂

[Lobo @lcts97]

I don’t know, but I might black out.

[Lobo @lcts97]

Would anyone believe me if I told them I painted for the last 13 hours straight? Apparently it rained all day today.. I had no idea.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.

[Lobo @lcts97]

“I don’t have a soul anyways, so there’s no way ours could mate.”

[Lobo @lcts97]

@lilbdabrookegod MATT 😫✊🏿❤️

[double o @ultravi0let98]

If you identify as a woman, and you’ve HAD to laugh to de-escalate an awkward situation with a man, please RT.
Could be unwarranted attention, a creepy joke, any form of harassment. Please RT

[Olivia Taylor @TaylotOlivia]

"Anger and sadness that has been ingrained in our black community, not just because of five minutes of horror, but 400 years,” Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said. “If you’re feeling that sadness and that anger, it’s not only understandable, it’s right.”

[Lobo @lcts97]

@TaylotOlivia ‘can I wipe your butt butt?’

[Lobo @lcts97]

“You know the ‘sizic’ republic?” You mean the Czech Republic, Ryan?

[Lobo @lcts97]

I told Drew he had hobbit feet, to which he responded, “‘shut the hell up, man hands!’” 🙃😂

[Lobo @lcts97]

A year ago I didn’t know how this move to Georgia would impact my life, but I can now confidently say I have met one of my absolute best friends and I am so thankful for her during this quarantine.

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

do u really, truly, genuinely, deep in ur heart think that the same person who had u up crying at night, scrambling for an explanation as to how they could treat u so horribly and as if ur undeserving of BASIC human decency is like...ur destiny? that’s ur king? ur future? fuck no

[Lobo @lcts97]

This quarantine has me realizing that if I could have one wish.... it would be for puffles from Club Penguin were real.

[Lobo @lcts97]

@pulte Have fun picking! ☺️