Liam Doyle

[nick v @falco]

@RyanTrahan you snapped with sour zips bro. Sometimes I get really mad and grab my own head like a hamburger and try to knock myself out against a wall , the sour zips are helping

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

@sama one day you will get what you deserve

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

@sama what if you went to jail for a thousand years lol

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Not now kitten daddy is busy moving the goalposts

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS NO MATCH FOR MY SORCERY!

[Professor L @LudwigAhgren]

this is one of the greatest videos on youtube

[Brad @kindabradatthis]

I HAVE HEARD THESE NOTES BEFORE

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

The “Zohran is DISGUSTING for eating with his hands!” racism feels doubly ridiculous to me with 4th of July around the corner. Brother, I know you are not eating that hot dog or BBQ with a fork and knife. Be serious.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

😬😬😬

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

If there was one US housing statistic that truly captures how badly we broke the housing market, it’s this one:

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented

[Brad @kindabradatthis]

My hottest take is that Lego Star Wars (games and sets) is REALLY what kept the franchise relevant and they eclipsed the movies

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Elon. 40% of people who call Social Security's 1-800 number are not fraudsters, Social Security is not a Ponzi scheme & nobody who is 150 years old is getting a Social Security check.

Stop the lies. Stop the disinformation.

Get your billionaire hands off Social Security.

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Pick up the tablets it doesn't matter what slab

[Rob @wrobbee]

you guys don’t even think fast food workers should make a livable wage