figolou

autodiag grosse kiffeuse
(she/her)

[figolou @ldronly]

moi et mon argentique

[Will Osselait ⭕🐇 @Josselait]

@LucastartM Et ce sera absolument

[elf marrant 😸 @coucoujaichange]

du à sa condamnation Marine Le Pen ne peut pas être :

Policière - Gendarme - Magistrate - Pompier - Enseignante - AED - ATSEM - Éducatrice - Animatrice - Médecin - Chauffeuse de taxi - Notaire - Agente immobilière etc etc etc ....

Par contre être présidente ? sans soucis !!

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day

[lula @blushinstars]

nouvelle raison de détester léna situations just dropped 🤩🤩🤩 (sa pub pour les lunettes meta de gros pervers)

[Alix🇪🇸 @Benji_Ax]

Tu sais que ça va mal quand les blancs ne veulent plus boire

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[annev @snoopeanutss]

jeanne d’arc serait folle de voir autant d’anglais à paris

[lifsa @etatmalien]

Mais les gars je crois que y’a écrit «  nique ta mere la pute » sur mon cv hein c’est pas possible

[onigiri tajine @metrobleu]

je pense très souvent à ce tweet

[lena🏠 @tomlinmore]

je travaille avec des enfants autistes non verbaux et hier une petite que je n’avais JAMAIS entendu parler m’a dit "au revoir" en me poussant ….. (en gros elle m’a dit dégage) a win mais à quel prix

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The kitten is anxious because she arrived late for her first day of school.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!

[myah @myahsfilm]

@kentbrina yes! i hate that ppl are saying that’s why he was throwing them up like NO he was throwing them up because he’s a coward

[A @AnuGoswami04]

The part in #obsession where the real nikki begs bear to kill her and all he could ask her was "what's so bad about being with me" and then left was the actual horror.

[tini @tinistinii]

i don’t give a single fuck about the male loneliness epidemic yall deserve it

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[honey ♡ @ehoneyz]

accidentally woke her up earlier and she had to serve face for a sec before going back to sleep. that’s my biological daughter i think

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

this is more or less how ancient greek philosophy worked

[Freya Caluomi @Misanthrxpia]

Je ressors ce classique de ma sœur