Ashley

I can navigate the hell out of a Safeway

[Ashley @le_bucko]

Feelin’ this no crop thx Twitter

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

saying “and also with you” to everyone who says “knicks in five” today

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Jake Langbecker @jake_langbecker]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My saturday night live
Knicks in five

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[bri @bribrisimps]

oooo look at me i’m dua lipa im gorgeous and a talented singer and im on lush vacations all the time and i have a hot british husband who i met because we were reading the same book and on the same page did i mention i read a lot and i also have a podcast about novels im going through bc im well rounded and educated

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally.

“Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

WAKE UP FREAKS A SPLENDID FAIRYWREN GOT CAUGHT OUT IN A RAIN SHOWER

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

big fan of how they described the measurements here

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

when the sun makes the water glitter

[liz @hneyvoiced]

im gonna cry

[Maryne ✨ @MaryneeLahaye]

context:
The crew asked for a lunar crater to be named Integrity & another to be named Carroll, after Reid Wiseman's late wife. He started crying, so all of them hugged him. After a silence, Houston simply answered "Integrity and Carroll crater, loud and clear. Thank you."

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it

No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

[✒️ @Literariium]

hozier was so insane for writing francesca. he announces the song and you’re like okay maybe he’s in love with someone named francesca and then really it’s about a pair of lovers from dante’s inferno, who fell deeply for each other outside of marriage and consequently were sent to hell for their “uncontrollable lust”. telling each other “put me back in it”, i would do it all again, i would condemn myself to hell to be with you both in life and after. god could give me the option over and over again and i would not change a single thing. our love has never been wrong, heaven is too small to fit a love like ours. why would he write that

[Ashley @le_bucko]

Noah from hinge I did not mean to unmatch you king where are you

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people.
He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons.
He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock.
He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans.
He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally.
He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care.
He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones.

He fired her because she made him “look bad.”

That was the red line.
None of the other things were.

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

we’re always told there’s no money for libraries, for healthcare, for universities, for high speed rail, for sewer upgrades, and yet there’s always infinite money for war