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Low hanging fruit is still going to rot if nobody picks it. ASU alumni.

[e double hockey sticks @mcveighelliott]

Getting euthanized!

[e double hockey sticks @mcveighelliott]

@blondehotcoffee Carrie

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

Phoebe Bridgers you may have a great show tonight but it won't be perfect. You're missing something. Hope it was worth it.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

yeah boss i'm going to need to be sent to maine for about two weeks to really get to the bottom of this platner situation, need to pick up his trail in bar harbor, see if he did anything in acadia, check out camden, rockport, swing down to kennebunkport

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Hunter Biden coming back to Twitter

[e double hockey sticks @mcveighelliott]

@elmo Cuomo had the same answer and you saw how that went

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Here is a picture of my whole body again.

Frankie MacDonald

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

just saw Devil Wears Prada 2, now thinking about how “tech billionaire who’s a huge fucking moron” is like a commedia dell’arte character of the 2020s

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Damn some of you don’t play when it comes to toys!

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@HunterBiden My man

[Nico @NicoOkapi]

Can't get over my hinge dates cat. This is the most chud animal ive ever seen

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[Murray Hill Mike @murrayhillmike]

In the uber going over the Williamsburg bridge at 4 am looking at all the pretty lights

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"there's no way I'd recognize- Oh, yeah that's him"

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine.

Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know.

And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone.

You never are.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

AI is getting scary....they're putting Haley Joel Osment in the device

[andrew @intellegint]

I just spit voodoo ranger all over my steering wheel