“I feel like I want to massacre the Turkish minority, because why not??”
“Oh shooot! They’re shooting back”
“Gee, I lost half of my land to Turks”
“F*cked around and found out”
“Oh! They’re asking my vote about re-unification. No I don’t.. Nope..”
“I want to feel secure, I’m under constant threat!! I feel the need, need for sound of afterburners!”