Donc la nana a déjà un gosse mais c’est pas lui le père, elle se balade 1 nibard couvert 1 à l’air, elle a un QI d'asperge, rigole comme une sorcière de ses propres commentaires totalement absurdes, et se surévalue beaucoup trop !
Et ce cuck la valide.
Lors d'un entretien d'embauche, lorsqu'ils demandent :
« Avez-vous des questions à nous poser ? »
Ne dites pas « Non, ça va. »
Utilisez plutôt la réponse idéale :…Affichez plus
Je propose qu’on dissocie la gen Z 95-2003 et la gen Z 2004-2010 parce que y’a aucun monde où j’accepte d’être de la même génération que ces gros abrutis mdrrrr
Le pays qui a l’image du pays le plus avancé en Afrique dans la tête des gens, a été vendu par son président à 3 frères indiens qui ont saboté le pays même dans south park on a jamais vu ça
If Latin American countries were people at a party:
🇦🇷 Argentina: Showed up in expensive clothes (borrowed), won't shut up about how European they are, tired after working hard to improve their economy, staying until 6am
🇧🇷 Brazil: Life of the party, dancing on tables, brought everyone, chaos everywhere, stolen phone by midnight, doesn't care
🇨🇴 Colombia: Hot, knows it, drinks coffee at midnight somehow, everyone wants to talk to them, sketchy cousin outside
🇲🇽 Mexico: Brought amazing food, runs the taco stand, functional for a while then starts fighting people, cartel joke every 5 minutes
🇵🇾 Paraguay: Nobody noticed they arrived, sitting in corner, pays zero for drinks (tax-free), leaves with the hottest person there to make an asado
🇺🇾 Uruguay: Argentina's friend & rival, stable, boring stories, brought good weed, everyone forgets they're there
🇨🇱 Chile: Speaking weird Spanish nobody understands, decent job, keeps falling down and rambling about earthquakes
🇵🇪 Peru: Brought incredible food, won't stop talking about Machu Picchu, wants people to try cui, left early
🇻🇪 Venezuela: Used to be rich, now asking for money, saddest story at the party, everyone feels bad
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: Showed up in Patagonia jacket, pura vida every sentence, charges $20 for beer
🇵🇦 Panama: Used to be cool, now wearing Rolex, expensive, money laundering jokes
Which one are you bringing to the next party?
how to make friends in a new city:
> say yes to everything for the first 3 months
> ask locals what they like to do in the area - you can follow their recs for inspiration
> when you vibe with someone, ask to hang. don't wait for them to initiate!!
> try multiple communities & events to see what resonates - don't commit to just one
> try to meet one new person at every event you go to
> you can be direct & open - "I just moved here & want to meet more people, want to grab coffee?"
> be specific about meeting up *at a specific day/time* not just some distant point in the future
> don't take rejection personally - people may be busy or have different schedules
> know that some amount of homesickness is normal - that doesn't mean you made the wrong decision
> stay in touch with your community from home so you don't feel so alone
> once you meet a few people, host small gatherings (even 4 people for dinner) - fastest way to build a friend group
> you never know if *someone* will introduce you to *someone* who becomes your new best friend. the power of network effects is real!!
> iterate over time - keep meeting new people, trying new things & have fun with it!
> give it TIME - it takes time to find your rhythm
NOW you can make friends wherever you go!!
just be intentional about finding them!!
your people are waiting to meet you!!!
you got this!!!