Simon Le Patois

Move over eh Stone de Croze

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@AlexMargison Same airline (pax unknown) then flew on to Bristol. @BristolAirport #CLF

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@DrNicolaBrink @GuernseyAirport @BailiwickGsy @JohnFernandez1 One trusts the passengers on this aircraft will be made to quarantine mandatorily, coming straight here from Botswana. #CLF24 #GKOLO #BBK2GCI #ItsGone0400onSunday #LessThanAnHourAway

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@BarryHallett3 Isn’t that St. Sampson?

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@gnarlydweeb They should have called it #4player

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Dr. No Fuel #TopicalBondFilm

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@curlywiggins Or operating at partial capacity; due to get worse as unis start back 😢

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@innerterrain @AlexGEGarner Lord Gnome will be … unsurprised but still disappointed.

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@BailiwickGsy https://t.co/SoH1FV5TaY #IsItTheSameAlanChick?

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@Dav_m160 @tylercmh @larry040667 @MacaesBruno Not convicted =/= innocent

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@MarcherLord1 #PoesLaw 😉

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@x_belief @multi_io @simongerman600 Needles to say I had the last laugh. #AccidentalPartridge

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@OldLondonW14 PC LOAD LETTER

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@jasemagee Funded by the state and with powers of arrest?

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@HT_Coughlin Shipping & freight, innit?

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@guernseyliz14 @GaryBurgessCI @colinvaudin Forecast of lots of pollen, eh, @SophiaWeather? 😢

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@Katieci Beards are better than mullets.

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@Govgg Why not trim some fat off expenditures first?

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@Direthoughts @AdamBienkov #WarOnWant #SeenItAllBefore

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@LeonieLeTissier What is it with government/the civil service and the nonsensical punctuation mark represented by “:-“?

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@kglasss Just make the deposit larger.