I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
Feels like an appropriate time to post one of my favorite commercials ever
Congrats to the GR8EST GOAL SCORER OF ALL-TIME!! ALEXANDER OVECHKIN!
#Gr8Chase
“When I was breaking Gordie Howe’s record, he was there. And I said 2 years ago that if Alex gets close to my record, I’ll be here.”
Nothing but class from the Great One following the #Gr8Chase
Here is tonight's revised game open from the talented ESPN Production team for the USA vs Canada game. 8 o'clock on ABC, ESPN+, Disney+. This game is gonna be hockey WAR!!
Hockey is the Greatest. Two great countries, two great teams. ❤️🇨🇦🇺🇸