Matt

something's are hard to keep going, your mom isn't one of them.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Tweet some weird shit. They all end up on the bottom anyway.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

God made dirt and dirt’ll bust yo ass

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Don’t make me check your lint trap.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Digging a hole on top of a mountain still gets you underground

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

@asvpxrocky’s Don’t be Dumb, has an electric retro futuristic feel.
Gourmet shit!

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

I turn into an artist when I've got squeezy bottled ketchup in my hand.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Normalize glitter in stretch marks

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Just a cucumber among a bunch of pickles

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

When a giraffe smiles it uses roughly 50 muscles.

Quite a bit more than you smiling thinking about a giraffe smiling.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

Build, care, repeat.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

If a tree falls in the forest

Your mothers a whore

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

With every new follow comes the chirping of crickets.

[Darling Mellow @_darlingmellow]

I love slow mornings, hot coffee, and fast emotional attachment.

[Darling Mellow @_darlingmellow]

I flirt like i’m testing for emotional weak spots.

[Darling Mellow @_darlingmellow]

I don’t need therapy today, I just need someone to agree that everything’s ridiculous.

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

I’m about 3 failed tweets away from a boob avi

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

#NewProfilePic

[Matt @leadnotfolow]

You can’t make old friends

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

Hey weirdo, you’re fucking awesome

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

What's on top of my refrigerator is none of your business.

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

The post button looks a lot like a dare.