Maya Keytar née Kuper

Girl with the waveform tattoo. Audio geek. Keytarist extraordinaire. Editor-in-chief @zZounds. Co-creator of @DaynaClayBand and of my two daughters!

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I’d follow his guidelines

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

Can we please get @sanbenito to sing on @sesamestreet ? Do a duet with @Rositasesame! It would be iconic

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

If you ever think YOU’RE being petty, just remember that in 1979 when Skylab disintegrated, a city in Australia issued NASA a $400 littering fine

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

@itsolelehmann @DavidAOliverJr You just can’t DO randomized controlled double-blind trials on pregnant moms — it would be an unacceptable ethics violation to knowingly put some of the moms/babies at risk by giving some a “placebo” vaccine and not telling them

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I’ve got something for yooooouuuu! #ChicagoPope

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

Today I submitted a warranty claim for a busted $9 water bottle. Is this what Peak Mom looks like

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I live two blocks from the Chicago Rat Hole! Here’s a shirt repping my hood. Hope it’s ok that I dropped an F-bomb on a design that’s depicting a place of worship.

Lots of colors/sizes/styles. Everything is on sale through Feb 1!

https://t.co/Tkz67kjSC9

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I’ve always been terrified to say “hey siri, play music” because Siri could expose my questionable taste to anyone in earshot

So I just tried it for the first time and I’m relieved to report Siri played @SemisonicBand , @neontrees , and @awolnation

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I’m considering showing up to the @LakeviewRoscoe Beer Stroll this Saturday with my 2yo and 8mo in a stroller. Is this a thing people do? @Beermiscuous @GoblinMkt @DanOHanlon @NicoleEFields

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

The parents who paid for the Mouse watch helplessly as strangers’ children take selfies with Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I’m at a Sesame Street themed kids birthday party with my 2yearold, BUT…

There’s another kids birthday party in this same park with a Mickey Mouse theme and they have an actual Mickey Mouse AND Minnie Mouse singing and dancing, and it’s REALLY pulling focus

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

ALL the kids, including the birthday boy from the Sesame Street party, are now crashing the Mickey Mouse party

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

@grow_my_wealth @mpusto It didn’t open on its own; we had surgery to clear it, and then it healed and was fine in a couple days

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

My kiddo had surgery yesterday to clear her blocked tear duct. Today she’s healing and looking really h4rd c0r3 ❤️‍🩹

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

@yEvb0 Aquabats! I think @Johnny2Tone should chime in on this but I’d say either 1 or 3 applies

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

What do I notice? Same thing I notice in every picture: “That’s a @shure microphone.” I think that’s an SM86 wireless

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

What do you notice in this picture?

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

So it turns out that the soon-to-open @GoblinMkt at 2868 N Lincoln Ave is just a couple doors down from @Beermiscuous ! here's to cross-pollination between beer nerds and gaming/comic nerds

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

@kenwheeler @samuelwhittier Thanks for explaining; I thought that thing was some kind of cool desk toy and that by “this is literally all it took” you meant a cool desk toy was all it took to make a cubicle inviting

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

well my 2yo is ready for 🍂fall fashion season🍂

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

I love it when gear manufacturers put little easter eggs in their specifications. Blizzard Lighting is too cool to be on whatever this social media platform is called

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

WELL ACTUALLY that isn’t mansplaining; that’s infodumping, Grimes, you freakin’ weirdo

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

I enjoy mansplaining. It's my love language. I will gladly be talked at with pure facts for hours. A friend once told me she sees it like being an illiterate medieval king having books summarized for her by scribes and whatnot.

[Maya Keytar née Kuper @leadsynth]

@bardinbrief Yep

But also, u want body horror, try pregnancy