Leaf (they/them)

i've really let myself go

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@LGUSA #lifesgood #paxwest

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@SquareSupport getting an "oh no, something went wrong" error every time I try to load dashboard on desktop. No problem accessing through Square Team app with admin privileges. What's going on?

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@square you have one job 🥴

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

mouth farting with my mouth guard

[lurian? @luriaaan]

i got a couple fillings and i need a new computer :) so im having a little sale about it... u can use the coupon code "𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇" from now until april 3rd to get 5 bucks off orders of 20 bucks or more! rts are sooo appreciated! THANK YOU!!! 🐁🌱🌝 https://t.co/xqwMgxkVd3

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@lizzo and that's on ✨️fascism✨️

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@Metromile @Lemonade_Inc what's up with your website/app? getting weird errors that connection is either lost or not secure...

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

anyone ever have cramps so bad they make you nauseous? hahaha me either.......... until now

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

celebrating 13 years of escaping a terrifyingly abusive relationship with a man who was 13 years older than me. so glad i was privileged and safe enough to get the fuck outta there & decide i was worth more

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

just had a visceral memory of those ladies that would work in the nail care kiosks in the mall, giving me hand massages with lotion and buffing my nails to try to get me to invest in their witchcraft

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

labia menorah? I didn’t know you were Jewish.

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

brandon: not to sound old, but I wish raves started earlier so I could enjoy them and then be in bed at a reasonable time

they truly are about to turn 35

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

hey guys great news! i'm at my fucking breaking point

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

two things:
1. i want noodles
2. do british people think in a british accent?

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

@scarlettunfoldz Same

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

they/them one cup

[Leaf (they/them) @leafeff]

I know I'm like, the latest one to the party... but that gay pirate show is really good