Leah

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"Babe, let's not argue right now. We can do it later over the phone when I'm on the train"

[jacey @erikatheecasier]

being on meds in this weather

[bernardo @arcofajourney]

i get drunk, pretend that i'm over it
self-destruct, show up like an idiot

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

“The Prime Minister is…a northerner!”

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[🇲🇦🇯🇲 Chantel Sophia @ChantelSophiaxo]

So a man stopped me, I was feeling myself getting ready to reject him, he said “I just want you to know you’re the shittest driver I’ve ever seen”

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

"You're hiding a unregistered AC Unit, are you not?"

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[allo selem ? ⭐️⭐️ @chnm____]

OUVREZ LES FENÊTRES Y A DU VENT

[Next Freaking Level @Freakingvids]

This is Insane....You see this and realise that life imprisonment is worse than the death penalty.

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

NHS staff are bloody incredible and they work so hard for shit pay/hours/treatment

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

HMRC to HMRC

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

She truly deserved her flowers for reading Carrie to the point where she couldn’t even speak anymore

[m @msnetik]

Glinda is it true you were his friend

[Jack @bosdovja92]

‘Well in 1976 we just gorron with it’

[Eilegend @lipsarinna]

This weather killing me