I SWEAR... Dudes with pretty baby mamas just SWEAR THEY'RE THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER... Nah, you still ugly. Dont get LUCKY and confuse it for lust. ๐๐คก
Feel so sorry for my bf like when he first saw me I tried so hard now I slob round in mismatch pjs, not brushed my teeth, wet hair, no make up, eating donuts and I do feel bad because I basically completely catfished him, but heโs stuck with me now ๐๐
The only people that are up at this time are tweakers, the heartbroken drunks, and diabetics w low blood sugar. Option number 3 is me. Cereal has never tasted so good. (But is the worst option to correct lows with ๐ฉ).
Why doesn't anyone talk about how heartbreaking mandarin oranges can be...??? Either they're the most delicious piece of heaven or taste like stale acidic Gatorade. Like wtf.
I feel we're close enough.
Could I lock in your love..
Now I've got you in my space, I won't let you go of you.
Got you shackled in my embrace--
I'm latching onto you. ๐๐
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! https://t.co/v91KDMUq6N
Last year my son said he wanted to take ballet, but that "boys can't do ballet."
Thus began several months of conversations to give him the confidence to take his 1st class.
Tonight, he goes onstage with a major ballet company to perform in the Nutcracker.
And I am proud AF.
@karlsdeee *Puts tampon in at a gas station bathroom*
Peyton: Did you just put your tampon in your butt??
The bathroom is full & everybody starts laughing ๐ญ
Yesterday was my Fatty Man's first birthday. Just like Peyton, I can't help but think back to seeing you for the first time. With your luscious FULL HEAD of black hair, your 10 pound 10โฆ https://t.co/0IjljklK40