Leah Finger

[Leah Finger @leahfinger]

#confused

[Leah Finger @leahfinger]

Ah twitter, you naughty temptress. You have once again seduced me into leaving my homework untouched. #toolatenow #iguess . . .

[Ruzz @__Ruzz]

Get this to 20k rt’s now

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

who’s the most famous person you’re both 1) extremely horny for and 2) think you might under the right circumstances have a shot with

mine is Bill Hader

[Ben Schaefer @BenSchaefer2]

Just farted in the library and a girl gave me a weird look. Sweetie, it’s my last day here. I wouldn’t care if you saw me shit my pants.

[Wisconsin Basketball @BadgerMBB]

You know we couldn't let @Ferris_matt and @moeschpotato5 leave without one last installment of Moesch Madness

Thanks to Aaron and Matt for giving us some of their limited time while they've been busy preparing for the NBA Draft...

[LIZA @liza_long]

Arm the waffles https://t.co/K095IBsnVq

[Leah Finger @leahfinger]

Does anyone else’s dog love following them into the bathroom or does Suzie need therapy

[Andre Dewaine @AndreDewaine]

“Why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Show this video to every pro athlete today https://t.co/bU6Iuls9jA

[𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐧 @stefxb_]

This must be exactly what God sees as He looks down on us https://t.co/pZ4NtSNKxC

[Liv @Liv_LEAPS]

My 75 year old great aunt just shared this on Facebook!! Have a good day everyone!

[Hank @henryraymonds]

Last night a girl asked which twin I was and when i responded Henry she said fuck and kept walking

[Ben Simon @bscactus]

If you get a blow job in a race car bed, does it count as road head? (Asking for a friend)

[Ben Simon @bscactus]

It's kinda crazy that our ancestors used to hunt every day and I am shedding pubes because of econ exams.