Leah Kiem

Designer, observer, renovator, perfectionist.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@Chat10Looks3 "American toast lacks reserve and dignity: it is too sweaty & indiscreet & emotional" - 'Watching the English' is a top read!

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@tonyarnold @keryntalia superspewbug may not have finished with us yet (and I threw out the solar light spew bucket yesterday!)

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@tonyarnold world of pain right now

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@neilang @tonyarnold Of course. It won't be a surprise otherwise.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@tonyarnold like that Volcano movie when the guy jumps into lava & his legs are melting and everyone is horrified/so happy it's not them

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@yaynadja Tell me about it. Can't even outsource my parenting to ABC4Kids. Thanks Curious George, you stupid mute monkey.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@keryntalia @tonyarnold I think I was patient zero. Bethy definitely complained less, so I think it weakens with each case ;-)

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

2015:hey how's it going so far?
2016:uh good
15:
16:
15:you've got an armed mili-
16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah

[Catherine Deveny @CatherineDeveny]

Finally! Read the comments https://t.co/9Ag6N6XF5Z

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@yaynadja @tonyarnold and I were devastated to learn the prognosis. Thinking of you all, and wishing life wasn't so desperately unfair.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@neilang @tonyarnold my leftover home-brand Bavarian cheesecake had freezer burn. Happy anniversary husband & husband's significant other.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

"Ask Tanya" Love it! #JuliaTalks

[Christine Milne AO @ChristineMilne]

Tony Abbott will cut legal help for asylum seekers and won't care if they are returned to persecution. http://t.co/qucFJEUGYe Aust is shamed

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@tonyarnold I was trying to tell if it was a funnel web by looking for its leg-barbs. Using oyster forks. Obviously.

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@katieporritt @tonyarnold It was time for the boy to start pulling his weight. You're either earning or you're learning!

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

Realised @ANZ_AU is charging me for the privilege of charging me. There's a servicing fee on my home loan - 6.4% not enough to cover admin $

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

@anthonyshort @tonyarnold *pats self on back for offering homeless man spare bed for night*

[Ruth Ellison @RuthEllison]

The Royal Mail will be releasing Doctor Who stamps next year! http://t.co/fqS6llMA #doctorwho

[Leah Kiem @leahkiem]

Whoopsie, I thought the world was meant to end at 11.11 am, not pm. That could've been awkward. I was totally unprepared.