leah ♡

contains multitudes

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

@BigPaleTone My wife oh my wife I tell ya, now she’s telling me she’s into something called Pikmin! I told her well that’s good, pick a man and leave me alone!

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

They call me Crazy Taxi the way I always stay ahead of these hoes 🚕

[yup thats me @lifeisonezmode]

Literally decide from today forward u r getting everything u want right now

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

Why am I lowkey channeling home alone 2 pigeon lady here

[conifrère @arbresmuets]

i need to quit my job and read one hundred books and strengthen connections between concepts in my head and feelings in my heart and grow and love and fuck and love and so on

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

All things go

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

Got home from my trip and immediately unpacked and organized everything instead of letting my stuff sit there for days. This is 30

[bonk @f4irymo4ns]

i can tell you’ve never performed minimally invasive surgery on yourself

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

Chi was a success 🪼

[Philippe AGI-on @BogPeatBog]

i'm addicted to inviting people. we're hanging out tomorrow? cool, can i invite 10 more people? can i invite my childhood friend who's in town? my favorite podcast host? my congressman?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this is lowkey happening to me but it's whatever

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Girl I’m bored let’s give ourselves grace

[kenzy peach @hotsmartperson]

Vyvanse got me texting “I miss you” to people I’ve never hung out with

[beverage goblin @crybabyzoe_]

The way im genuinely living this life and I have the audacity to complain

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Striking while the irons hot on this one

[⏾ @firewalkwitm]

goodnight my dear fire walk with me🤗💗

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

@NotUncleRunk Seinfeld ahhh scenario

[glimmer @girlremembers]

i hope this makes your timeline a little more wholesome and pretty today

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

there’s something “Lynchian” about Twin Peaks that i can’t quite put my finger on

[leah ♡ @leahm_v]

Good to know the kids are still reading the ancient texts