Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky)

(pure ❤️, dumb 🍑) Nerdy AF host & content creator (+ Miko 😸)! 🧜‍♀️ 🦸 👸 ♒ FA 👩🏻‍✈️ she/her 🚺 @makeawish granter 💫 cosplay fairy godmother

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

Okay guys, I'm not going to be completely deleting this account but I got my archive downloaded so time to delete a lot of previous tweets and media. Follow me where the sky is blue and all of the platforms you already know and love, same name as here.

[Moblord @moblordTV]

Backup your StreamElements (https://t.co/4qUgYRJDBx) and then delete the account (https://t.co/fERdbKek0B).

It's unclear what new ownership, if any is actually secured, will do with the platform or the data stored in it.

[Yonan @yonann]

Dave Ramsey tells a nurse to dump her boyfriend after he refuses to propose until she pays off $90K in debt

Caller: "I’m a 26 year old nurse with $90K in student loans. My boyfriend makes $250K a year, but he won’t propose until I’m completely debt free"

Dave: "Dump him. He’s making you prove your worth based on money. You’re having to buy your way into this relationship"

"The No. 1 cause of divorce in North America today is money fights and money problems and guess what this is? This is a money fight"

[Nate @TornadoNate]

Before I got married my future wife was a smoker. Soon after we started dating I told her I wouldnt marry a smoker. A year later we got engaged and then married. She hadn't quit, and I didn't throw a baby fit about it because I'm not a psycho. With time and support she quit before becoming pregnant with our first.

If you love and trust someone enough to join lives with them, you don't give them shitty little tests to pass, you believe in them and help them. This dude will be a bad husband.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@KitsuneSqueak EMI OMFG I'm so so glad you're both okay. Please let me know if you need anything, take it easy on yourself

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

Forgot that my birthday is in 4 days.
Donate to mutual aid or if you'd like to give to me, not to be crass but I'm working through debt consolidation from #fcancer so I only need help with that.
Venmo and cash app are under leahroseFTW. Love you all mean it be safe be warm

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

Okay this shit is cute and a better to do list than my notes app

Can we be friends on Finch? I picked a mystery egg just for you!

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[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@deidrejowen Green, 34, mild!

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@AngusGibson Holy shit

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

I do this if my game is pausable and I notice it's coming up! We even play a "who got the silliest ads" game after

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

CaseOh defended pausing gameplay during ads so non-subscribers don’t miss out

"It’s only $8 a month? Not everybody got $8 a month, gift 10 people who ain’t got a sub a sub then!"

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

I’m telling yall right now, the only way you can maximize your chances of walking away from Twitchcon without whatever yall bout to pretend isn’t Covid is by wearing a mask. Vaccines and nasal sprays help reduce viral load and stuff if you breathe Covid in, masks can prevent you from breathing it in altogether. Know this 😭

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Let’s remember Charlie Kirk by his best work.

Black people
“Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.”

Black pilots
“If I see a Black pilot, I’m gonna be like, ’Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

Black women
“They're coming out, and they're saying, 'I'm only here because of affirmative action.' Yeah, we know. You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person's slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."

Civil rights
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the mid-1960s.”

Death penalty
"[Death penalties] should be public, should be quick, should be televised… I think at a certain age, it’s an initiation… At what age should you start to see public executions?"

Democrats
“The Democrat Party supports everything that God hates.”

Empathy
"I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up new age term that does a lot of damage."

Feminism
“Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge."

Gay people
“You might want to crack open that Bible of yours. In a lesser referenced part of the same part of scripture, is in Leviticus 18 is that, ‘thou shalt lay with another man shall be stoned to death.’ Just sayin’! So Miss Rachel, you quote Leviticus 19… the chapter before affirms God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.”

George Floyd
“This guy was a scumbag.”

Great Replacement Theory
“It's not a Great Replacement Theory, it's a Great Replacement Reality. Just this year, 3.6 million foreigners will invade America. 10-15 million will enter by the end of Joe Biden's term. Each will probably have 3-5 kids on average while native born Americans have 1.5 per couple. You are being replaced, by design.”

Guns
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”

Jews
“Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it.”

Martin Luther King Jr.
“MLK was awful. He's not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn't believe.”

Muslims
“They aren’t even hiding their intentions. Muslims plan to conquer Europe by demographic replacement. Will Europe wake up in time?”

Palestine
“I don’t think the place exists.”

Transgender people
“You’re an abomination to God.”

[Mitch @MitchYEG]

@AirCanada No backing down. If Air Canada can afford to increase executive compensation like this year after year ten they can ALSO afford to improve working conditions and pay for their front line staff. Hold the line.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@MikeMokal @AirCanada Lol no. This is entirely the company's fault for not being willing to negotiate with its employees, when they have procedures in place to avoid exactly this. Blame the CEO.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

BOYCOTT @AirCanada for any travel plans until they not only pay their flight attendants a reasonable wage for the work they do, but also stop blaming FAs for the company failing contract negotiations. Employers should be ashamed if employees get to the point of needing to strike.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@vaschuetze @AirCanada It sounds like a lot on paper but you're only paid when the airplane is moving. Boarding, deplaning, delays, time between flights, is all free labor. I was just on duty for 12 hours and paid for less than six

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

my cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at HIMSELF

what an icon

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

@thatonemusickid Odesza!!! In return and a moment apart are two of my favorite albums ever.

[Leah Rose ✊🏿🌈🍉🌻(find me on bluesky) @leahroseFTW]

Not me just waiiiiiiting for marvel rivals to give me my next Rogue design

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

My mom asked me what a friend does and now I’m explaining what a dominatrix is to my mom and she was like “you should do that, you loved kicking boys as a child”