Leah Bleier

🎶To fight fire with fire and live eye for eye, we’d all end up blind and burning 🎶💗

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@newscomauHQ If you think respect to and inclusion of indigenous Australians is divisive, I don’t know what to tell you. Please work on why tf it triggers you because it’s weird that it does and it’s not going away.

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

Me (on my hands and knees with a magic eraser): 🎶 “I don’t want no scrubs, except in the context of deep cleaning the floor”🎶
Dave : You’re weird
Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S NEW INFORMATION!
#marriage #proudlyweird #singingmywaythroughchores

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

Me, a terrible sleeper, googling in the middle of the night to find a visual representation of what I think of every time I hear/ read the term “circadian rhythm”
#insomniac #circadianrhythm #cicadaswithrhythm

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

Alfonse travelling in the back seat looking like he’s about to passively aggressively mention that he thought we would have taken the motorway at this time of day.
#backseatdriver #dogboss #alfonsethecavoodle

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@Zoomzip1 @ZellnerLaw Maybe not even. Remember when someone confessed to the first crime he was convicted of and nothing was done until DNA evidence made it impossible for them to keep to their story? So disheartening ��

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic “Guys, the mix is off. I need a little more me, and a lot less not me” 😆 I tease because I love. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@sendbacktherain @hansonmusic 😂

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

Just witnessed the expert level of #powermoves when 1 of my cavoodles ruthlessly lifted his leg on the other while he was mid-deuce 😳

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@isaachanson I saw this on insta yesterday and thought , “good lord this is a game changer. The man’s a genius” . What’s hilarious is it’s one of the first things I suss out when counselling someone and yet it hadn’t occurred to me to straight out ask that in my own relationships. 😐

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

What my brain had for me at 3am this morning? ...
You’ve really gotta hand it to #bees for turning their reputation around after the marketing nightmare that was “my girl”

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@blackfoot400075 @ericmack1970 @RepNewhouse Oh my bad, you’re right! Making up dangerous lies because you’re a narcissist who can’t accept losing is exactly the same as supporting demonstrations to end systemic racism which has literally killed many. How could I have not seen it before? Thanks for showing me the light. 👍

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic This result is upsetting 😂��

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic Guuuuys still not over having to choose between “and I waited” and “tearing it down” please play both 🙏 😭

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic Nooo! Both please 💁🏻‍♀️

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic My kingdom for “where did it start” to be an option on an upcoming poll. I love that song so hard and fear I’ll never hear it performed 💗

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic @isaachanson Happy epic birthday Isaac 🎂🥳 enjoy this most epic of birthday songs https://t.co/o5oXTu9ekg

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

Happy 40th birthday to the one and only @isaachanson🎂 🥳 Please enjoy this exceptionally epic birthday song just for you.... technically for Isaacs in general but mostly for you 💁🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/o5oXTtRDsI

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@JoelleMonique It’s happening!!!!!! 💗

[Leah Bleier @leahtomko]

@hansonmusic @zachanson Happy birthday Zac! 🥳