andy kennedy

air con engineer dad of two finley and ollie love sports,music, beer & occasionally do a bit of running

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@JordanOwl28 100% @HellsBellsy i miss the good old FA cup final day

[Waterhead Academy @TeamWaterhead]

What a start to the new academic year. Lots of praise stamps in planners and 3 lucky year 7 students were awarded tickets to the Man Utd Legends game Vs Celtic this weekend. Rest this weekend and we go again on Monday. #ProudOfYou #Determination #WeAreWA @MU_Foundation

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@TicketmasterUK you scumbags how is this legal?? More than doubling the price of standing tickets and calling them in demand

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@TicketmasterUK you scumbags that’s ridiculous!

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

Didn’t want @oasis tickets anyway

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@Iansmith2468 @stateofmindsprt That’s great news, this will be a great read Ian. I’m sure both charitable causes will be benefit hugely from this.

[Sky Sports Rugby League @SkySportsRL]

Rob Burrow, a legend who will never be forgotten ❤️

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

A legend, A hero, A Warrior, An inspiration on & off the field💔

Rest in peace Rob 💙💛

[Leeds Rhinos @leedsrhinos]

It is with deep sadness that the club can confirm that former player Rob Burrow CBE has passed away, aged 41.
More here https://t.co/Lp2EcIu7ws

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

Bruno Fernandes isn’t fit to wear the armband piss poor attitude, constantly sulking like a child. #MANLIV

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@ryanshippo

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

An undisputed classic of the genre.

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@TheKsUK @kayli2oo3 Bury sorted 👍🏻

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@BloodRecs @BloodRecs any chance of any James - be opened by the wonderful lying around??

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@pat_lally Beautiful!

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@BloodRecs @RollingStones You got another cheeky spare copy?

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@BanquetRecords @duttypaul Well we’re on the subject of classics what about linkin Park & Jay Z collision course album. What are the chances of sorting that one out??

[Daz Gee @shakerdaz]

@BloodRecs @wearejames Any spares knocking around???

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@PerfectDraft_uk come on team sort your stock out. Current offerings are dismal

[andy kennedy @leakey1007]

@dmasmusic Finley love’s his new merch. He can’t wait too see you guys smash it in Manchester in couple weeks #DMAS #HowManyDreams