Leaman Crews

Writer for @listverse, @getscripted and others.

[Leaman Crews @leamanc]

@ConSelfOwns Riding that tiny D!

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@TheSopranosClub In this house, every scene is a hero! END OF STORY!!!

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@MadMenQts It’s OK, Peter. At least you end the show still working in accounts, cashing in a partner stake, and with both eyes. Ken still has the better hair though.

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@RonFilipkowski Just wait until he’s finally a convicted felon. I think thousands of MAGAs might have a stroke on the spot.

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@darksentenser @SwissWatchGuy @AnOutlawWoman And what is the crime related to the border? Maybe if the GOP-lead House could pass some legislation, there would be some laws to break. Meanwhile, the governor of Texas is violating federal law and a SCOTUS order at the border.

[Wellesnet.com @Wellesnetcom]

Seeking advice. Brian Rose restored THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS to its full-length using animation & voice actors. I'm anxious for Orson Welles fans to see it. Which festivals, museums might want to showcase it? Comment below or email [email protected] (Reposts welcome)

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@thiruverseII @CHEETORESISTOR @RonFilipkowski No more Covid after that cocktail! No more life either, but what MAGA wouldn’t take the Trump Cure™?

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@MadMenQts I imagine he’s talking to Ron DeSantis right now.

[Joe Dante @joe_dante]

The Day The Clown Cried finally gets a screening!

Story: Controversial Jerry Lewis film to screen in public for first time after 52 years
https://t.co/8iCfik7wJN

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@SupernovaMomma Imagine being the one to tell your coworkers you can’t go because your husband won’t let you. Ouch.

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@RonFilipkowski So if presidential immunity is a thing, why can’t Biden refuse to leave and claim absolute immunity from any crimes he may commit Prepare for massive whining when he loses this appeal. And then rushing it to the Supreme Court when he just claimed rushing it was terrible.

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@StampedingNCali @LeadingReport Trying to save humanity by …*checks notes*…providing a safe space for hate speech? Spending billions on an iconic brand and killing it?

Seek help. You’re in a cult.

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@LilUsdi @ConSelfOwns Good thing Elon got rid of all the bot accounts, right? 😆😆😆

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@CassellGeoffrey @7Veritas4 Apparently this is the end of the banking industry. Comer is on the case. Wait until he finds out about interest. He’s about to blow the lid off this thing!

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Legend. https://t.co/cfOPbDcdup

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@TheSopranosClub No

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@AccioStickThing @ConSelfOwns They can’t see past lightsabers, blasters, and how badass Darth Vader is.

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@ConSelfOwns Oof, wait until he finds out Palpatine was inspired by Nixon.

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@MadMenQts I love how Mad Men was often set around holidays. S1 ends at Thanksgiving 1960, S2 starts at Valentine’s Day 1962, S6 ends at Thanksgiving 1968, it’s Valentine’s Day in early S7, and many more holidays covered in between.

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@RonFilipkowski We may be divided but I think left and right can agree he’s going to be out of society for a long time, and that’s a good thing.