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[Triple Cebolla 🇦🇷 @3Cebolla]

El penal de Neymar a los 101 minutos con Brasil eliminado:

[kira. @kirayhf]

how could anime lie to me… where is my big breasted onee-san… my flat chested twin tailed imouto… the hot alcoholic teacher that tries to groom me… this life is not daijoubu…

[Bear J. Trump @IntenseTrump]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Most people don’t know this, but “Nebraska” is a liminal space.

[Narukami @NaruDiffusion]

Is that too much to ask?

[Don Lori💯🗑️ @Loritwt]

Helping a lady and her kid she was like “so how are you enjoying your summer” and i was like ???idk lol i’ve just been working and she said “it’s great to see a highschooler getting work experience early how old are you”

…. 27

She asked for my number

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

do normies actually get married then go on multiple week party vacations without their spouse

can a normie pls explain this to me

[🎀 🍫 🔪 shondo || しゃどう || STRONGEST SCHIZOPHRENIC @fallenshadow_YT]

my new gym shorts have no pockets (???) so i decided to put my phone in my sports bra while i did treadmill. i stretched my arms up after doing this before beginning and it immediately fell out, down my shirt, and to the floor. woman next to me saw this and did that air out of nose laugh thing.

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, Raiden Shogun!

#HBD #RaidenShogun #GenshinImpact

A firework blooms, then vanishes in an instant.
So ephemeral. I once believed such transient brilliance was unworthy of pause.
But now, I understand. Though beauty may last but a moment, memories shared with friends can endure long after. Is this, too, not a form of eternity?

[SkyexSummers @SkyexSummers]

Takako Uro cosplay by me 💕

[𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐮𝐰𝐮 @HoneyNoodleSoup]

I know several dudes like that

[Okeener @EmbersofOkeener]

Women should approach men instead.

[Makima @Makimatweets]

HER LOVE LANGUAGE

[Bárbara Horacek🌸 @joracekuj0]

Frieren gótica para anular mufa🗣️

[mαყα 🍭🧁 @girlsurgeries]

yes borderline girl say smth horrible that u cant take back and cause irriversable damage to the relationship

[𝙇𝙖 𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙍𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 @AlvaradoCarmesi]

lo volvio cuernudo y el marido afectado la volvio su mujer xD