lea martin

413 | 207 UNE Pharmacy

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@caraeo123 block me

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@caraeo123 water chestnuts 100%

[cara @caraeo123]

Bring back lemons @dunkindonuts !!!!!

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@caraeo123 can’t choose a psychopath idk

[lea martin @leanicole13]

I just found out my boyfriend uses a top sheet on his bed so I will be leaving him

[lea martin @leanicole13]

I have my own room at Mia’s house so like really what is your bestfriend doing

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@Caarly_Drisc but if another someone came sneezing & coughing in their face, their reaction would be assault🐸☕️

[lea martin @leanicole13]

I wanna see how the greys anatomy team would handle covid19

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@miaalicia03 how was it

[lea martin @leanicole13]

I back this up 100% because I looked up my BMI in high school and it said I was overweight. this is my senior prom picture, and yes that is my collar bone and sternum out for everyone to see. these measurements are inaccurate af and I hope no one pays attention to them.

[lea martin @leanicole13]

it’s potpourri

[lea martin @leanicole13]

cooking chicken (yes it's 1am, I know) and pounding it like a mother f*cker because I heard my 60 yr old neighbors f*cking the other day. tune in for more

[lea martin @leanicole13]

burnt the f*cj out of my knuckles

[lea martin @leanicole13]

this hurts my head

[Schetty Wap 🇺🇸 @sarah_schettler]

Yall saying its ppl like me’s fault that covid-19 isn’t going away just bc i chose to hang w the same friends everyday instead of staying completely alone in my apartment. Yall be staying/hanging w ur fams & going grocery shopping n shit w strangers. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING.

[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity

[lea martin @leanicole13]

2020 & dunkin’ still hasn’t mastered the cream cheese to bagel ratio

[lea martin @leanicole13]

natural conversation with my neighbor:

[lea martin @leanicole13]

YES ALL THE WAY

[lea martin @leanicole13]

@miaalicia03 shut up

[juul papi @jasperwockie]

i’m literally screaming. i dropped off my uber passenger at this wedding in ohio, heard some scratching noises and found THIS IN MY BACK SEAT. IM SORRY WHAT?!?