Leanna

McMaster

[Dylan Rich @systemizedsales]

First day back after a 5 day trip

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[tatum @planetgraves]

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

homeschoolers be like “the Divorce”

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

of course i’m gonna put all my eggs in one basket??? what’s the alternative, carrying like 12 different baskets for each egg? that’s impractical, i would look like a fool

[Leanna @leannaaschott]

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s chase a shot with a thumbs up

[ughtober 31st @ughfinewhatever]

Technically I’m also a nepo baby (my parents were poor and now I’m poor too)

[Leanna @leannaaschott]

Real men drive chode limousines

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if god isn’t real then explain the crunchwrap supreme

[Leanna @leannaaschott]

Back to school shopping!

[Leanna @leannaaschott]

Puking and rallying

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat

[✭ 𝒞 𝒦 ✭ @wolfiecindy]

sometimes i think i’m in a bad mood but it’s just cuz i’m wearing shoes

[Cam @camsscho]

My classical conditioning:

UCS: Sun
UCR: Happy
CS: Beers
CR: Happy

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sooo important to keep your cat stimulated by asking it questions like “who’s my cute guy” “who’s the smallest little guy” “who’s my tiny little cutie pie mr man” “where’s my little friend. where is my tiny little friend”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having to make myself dinner?? no no there must be some mistake. i only very recently had to make myself lunch

[speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13]

what was the problem with four loko? too fun? too good?