Offshore Hank Account

formerly Diet Coke Sommelier. banned but back.

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

After reading the comments on this post (not sure why I even did), I’m officially quitting Twitter. I can’t take it anymore!

[Skye Grey @skyegreyxox]

Dummy shot the wrong person 💥 🤦🏽 #Shooting

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

@ggreenwald They got me agreeing with GLENN GREENWALD !!!!

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

I hate El*n M*sk I think he should be eliminated, and hate cybertrucks so so much, but this is bad data. Cybertruck sample size is super low and 4 of the 5 listed deaths were from one catastrophic accident (all passengers died). The sample size on the Pinto is literally 100x more

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

Cybertrucks are bad y'all

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

@MayorOfLA REDUCE LAPD’S BUDGET FIRST. Can’t wait until all the parks budget is slashed before the LAPD even gets a modest cut.

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

We’re toast

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

Get ready for the worst movie ever made :)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First logo for ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’

In theaters on May 22, 2026.

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

Forgot to review last Friday when I tried it:
Domino’s Stuffed Crust is very good

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

cia maybe the most evil thing america ever created?

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

@myfollowerswife It’s def a comedy, funniest movie of the year imo. I think it’s about how strippers are america’s hardest workers

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

“Israel gets to kill babies and if you don’t like it you’re going to jail.”
-the good guys

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

In n out is so fukcing good

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

@Carm_Randazzo @uncle_june Thank god you don’t write for TV!

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Kevin Gates had to change his whole personality to break down his slang to Bobbi Althoff 😭😭

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

Seriously getting the urge to move to China no 🧢

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

They’re calling commercials “shortfilm” now

[Pedro Pascal Daily @pascalarchive]

Pedro Pascal in ‘SOMEDAY’ a shortfilm directed by Spike Jonze for Apple AirPods 4

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

and they should all be sentenced to life in prison

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

Cronos-sized disaster incoming

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The live-action ‘GOD OF WAR’ series has been greenlit for 2 seasons at Prime Video.

Showrunner Ronald D. Moore said he couldn’t figure out how to play the game — “I'm not a gamer”

(Source: https://t.co/7UbGJnrlLc)

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

@pizzaruben I cancelled mine last month 🙏

[Offshore Hank Account @leatherhux]

Bowser is the Hitler of the Mushroom Kingdom