Jeff

just started tweeting again

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

Somehow that defensive performance is patulla fault #tweet

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

We need this in the NFL

[Blake Allen Murphy @blakemurphy7]

Oh they're moving up for Jeanty

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

*47% TARIFFS ON MADAGASCAR

[tomie @tomieinlove]

You know what can’t be tariffed? A winning smile. A splash of charm. An electric personality that lights up the room.

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

Oh boy I just woke up I can’t wait to check my portfolio

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

Don’t know if I’ll ever not laugh at jd Vance memes

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

@Sand_Craner A top 3 invention in your house?!?

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

@Sand_Craner A laundry chute!!!!!!!!!!???? This is breaking news

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

JIM NOOOOOOOO

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

The people who sold down 2.5% you should sell what you have left and take $eagles, money line, You don't belong

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

@Sand_Craner RFK does not approve of creamers. Please read ingredients or you are subject to TREASON

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

I am interconnected

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Per @ESPNStatsInfo, the Texans are the first team to out-gain their opponent by 100+ yards (336-212), not turn the ball over, and lose a postseason game.

Previous such teams were 49-0 in the playoffs.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Unreal stat.

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

Never a doubt that Texans would cover 9.5 pts. Can’t help that the refs love Patrick mahomes or whatever his name is

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still offering all NFL refs free Modern LASIK.

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

KEEP ARCH IN

[Jeff @leaveitooweaver]

@Sand_Craner STOP