professional underthinker

i love laying down so much my dream career is charlie and the chocolate factory’s grandparent

[OG4MVP @OG4_MVP]

Look your killer in the face

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

fatphobia so crazy because you can be experiencing a very toxic relationship and people will blame your actions on your former body and not on your partners treatment of you.

[geo @777cakee]

Dave Roberts: make sure you cover first base Freddie

Freddie:

[new Era @studlov3r]

#loveislandusa

[☆ @lavishamyrah]

is everyone okay??

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i do think being 25 and dating 35yos who make 84k a year at an office job because you think they can pay your rent is hilarious and you'll enjoy the joke when you hit your thirties

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

I think the most interesting thing about this is that she didn’t describe herself as a music teacher and that shows self awareness in my opinion.

[steph✨ @saturrrday]

You can issue one version of an album instead of 20. You can cap ticket prices. You can pay tax. You can return your streaming revenue and insist it’s distributed more fairly to other artists and force a change in the model. You can ensure your merch is ethically made/paid for.

[professional underthinker @lebaenesee]

tea except I am a taylor swift hater because I have always clocked her to be the tacky corny tasteless weirdo she’s proving herself to be 🫶🏼

[Molly Shah @MollyOShah]

I’m not a Taylor Swift hater (beyond the obvious billionaires shouldn’t exist etc) but it is amazing how this wedding played into literally every single negative stereotype about her- like her biggest hater couldn’t have designed it better.

[♡illumi’s fave needle♡ @WHORESCOPE_1117]

tbh… this is why we need one or two older women each season bc even when they’re ditzy they can peep emotional & mental abuse. every og girl was under 25 this season and i feel it really showed. every season this shit happens and the victim is always a girl in her early 20s

[yay… @ghoulhag]

I get her, I hate whiny meek and shy men and they always turn out to be incomprehensibly evil

[Cici @419err]

My Dream Final Four:
*in no particular order*
1) Trinity & Bryce
2) Aniya & Carl
3) Melanie & Caleb
4) Kayda
#LoveIslandUSA

[roni @Ronianotherone]

Yes! The point of the show is the OG girls and their stories: their romances, friendships & bonds. Y’all are guests in our system. Stop trying to change it. Producers will always prioritize the OG girls. It’s Barbie World! It’s Core 4’s Island!

[AB @AlannaBennett]

At some point every season Love Island makes me deeply upset about gender relations in the real world and tonight was one of those nights

[beguey. @hijabeys]

sincere tonight

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

you guys this is insane

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

It’s cool to like Melanie now but there was a time where if you said something positive about her you’d get called a bird who doesn’t love themselves. The north remembers

[river moon @kissmeriver]

i’m a day one melanie apologist idgaf ima stick beside her

[Scilla 🫧 @Priscilla__o]

God please take away all their pain and give it to KC and Sincere