Lauren Behrmann

tell someone you love them today, for life is short, but shout it to them in german, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

[Lauren Behrmann @lebehrmann]

@yourfavnook @PopBase You’re telling me this ISNT Zach galifianakis?!

[Lauren Behrmann @lebehrmann]

@SimsLeatha @wfaa If you decide to drive like an idiot and get yourself killed, that’s on you. And if that makes me a Karen, idgaf

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces his endorsement of Harris

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I had no idea that so many of my Facebook friends from high school are chromosome and gender experts, but I should have known because they are also inflation experts, infectious disease experts, foreign policy experts, and French performance art experts.

[Wes The Wizard @Wes_The_Wizard]

At this point you have to respect Dabo's commitment to not even acknowledging the portal.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Actors on Actors but it’s JLo and Hilaria Baldwin struggling to speak Spanish to each other

[Lauren Behrmann @lebehrmann]

@Clemson_Addict If you mean beautiful you mean 1000°, then yes. But it was a great game! I just swore off going back to any games before October 😂

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

[Matt Lane @MattLaneWrites]

I saw my first Cybertruck in person today. I'll admit that they look really stupid online, but when you see one up close it looks way stupider.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

the last thing a 2024 fully loaded Subaru Outback sees before being purchased

[ChungusAmongUs @J___D___I]

LMPD today

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

McKinsey consultants showing C-suite executives a presentation recommending they increase revenue and decrease costs

[Lauren Behrmann @lebehrmann]

@TheAnswer310 They remind of the old 1800s football uniforms. I like them!

[Kaeley Triller @KaeleyT]

Not to be a brat or anything, but Harrison Butker kicks a football for a living. That’s his contribution to society.

His mom, on the other hand, is an accomplished physicist who’s spent her career in radiation oncology.

Maybe they should have invited her to give the commencement speech.

[Barstool Clemson @BarstoolClemson]

Dabo in every interview ever

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

It is so wild how Facebook started as a way for Harvard incels to play smash or pass and now it’s just grandmas getting scammed by robots. What a journey.