Alec

Turkey Bowl Stats: 1 Touchdown | 3 Interception | 60 Rushing Yards | 40 passing Yards | x6 Drake Park Athlete | 2 Time DPT Champion

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

night shift workers when they see the time go back an hour

[Alec @leclarson]

@MaxSorensen Bars

[Dalen Terry @DalenTerry]

lets do it 💨💨💨 @chicagobulls

[Jacki McGavick @jackikotkiewicz]

Inflation just hit a NEW 40-year high.

Overall CPI: +8.6% since last year
Gas: +48.7%
Fuel Oil: +106.7%
Meat, Poultry, & Fish: +13.1%
Milk: +15.9%
Eggs: +32.2%
Coffee: +15.3%
Used Cars: +16.1%
Airline Fares: +37.8%
Real Average Hourly Earnings: -3%

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The president of 2084 probably watching cocomelon right now

[Alec @leclarson]

@Ryan99ss Omg samzies

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[john smith @logannkoch]

If i was Twitter, i’d be afraid of @elonmusk too…

Free speech = Narratives lost

[Mitch Rogge @MitchRogge]

@ChiSportUpdates @AmyJacobson Didn't even throw a pass yet, already got picked....

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Phoenix Suns are now 119-35 since the NBA bubble in 2020.

Crazy good. (h/t @statmuse)

[This Is JCX @thisisJCX]

@lyemcfly soon as male BC hit the shelves I'm getting RAN THRU

[Alec @leclarson]

@Aldelrad19 Hot take

[💚🎙️Jaylacake ●ｖ●🎙️💚 @Jaylawantsmilk]

This is one of the most underrated SpongeBob jokes ever

[Alec @leclarson]

@TheNBACentral @TheVolumeSports Derozan?

[Alec @leclarson]

@iBeJorian 😂😂💀

[t.o.n.y 🗽 @tonysHIPHOP]

We're sending Chief Keef to handle the situation, have no worries folks

[Jason Squilliams @JasonSquilliams]

“If Russell Westbrook ever calls you, hang up”

[rm @sprainhill]

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

this whole sequence comedy.

1) Pat Bev going above & beyond to D up DeRozan
2) They share a respectful declaration of war moment
3) DeRozan backs Pat down and drills one in his grill
4) Looks right at him and signals “too small”