LeCouchKey, MBA

Legit 9th prestige in MW2. Ball and puck knower. Topgolf hater. 2014 Beer Olympics silver medalist. Proud D&B power card owner.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

I can’t think of a better vehicle for commuting 45 miles each way to a corporate email job via a tollway in North Texas

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

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@holaitsmatt lold at the follow up

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Shredded lettuce about 0.93 milliseconds after opening the bag

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I’m cheesing on her cake after my shift at the factory

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

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@DJ_Seinfeld Enjoying it now king. Love from Sudan ❤️

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6/2 to be a beer today

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[LeCouchKey, MBA @lecouchkey]

Hello @BlizzardCS. I need some help with an issue I’m running into: when I go to create an account for overwatch it doesn’t let me complete the captcha. It won’t let me past the authentication when all I wanna do is play games with my friends. Can you #please help me

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#NewProfilePic

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#NewProfilePic

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Taming paula one guy Keving Parking

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9 saves this week on discover weekly @Spotify well done now allow us to queue songs from iMessage

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Pulled my hamstring wrapping Christmas presents