Ryan Laudenschlager

I cook. To some, I cook well, to some, I cook not so well. To the latter I say, You're wrong, I have a degree.

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

@redmusiconline @LOWBROWBASS @Anthonyredtwon @joerickard Sunday morning and all I've done so far is #releasethepanic

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Who has 17 thumbs after purchasing a mint severed thumb collection on eBay? THIS guy!

[Greg Warren @GregWarren]

I just learned stuff about Benjamin Franklin on Saturday morning cartoons. I might be poorly educated.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair.

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

@micahodor I say buy it and put some of that liquid nacho cheese sauce on it. Let the adventure begin!

[Greg Warren @GregWarren]

If somebody hits me in the head with an apple, I'm not gonna drink their brand of beer.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

10 Movies to Watch if You Loved Sharknado — http://t.co/t0mW3tbUE1

[The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers]

Please tell us that Whale-iciane is already in pre-production. #sharknado

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

"@mental_floss: A Brief History of Wiffle Ball — http://t.co/g8wyZiWBPf" @justinrhorer for exegetical purposes.

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

"@mental_floss: There Are Giant Clouds of Alcohol Floating in Space — http://t.co/RHxabMU0KO" @WestSixth We HAVE to get NASA running again.

[What Chefs Want @whatchefswant]

First batch of local tomatoes! Coming from Louisville Kentucky (George Gagel Farms) get some!!

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Happy National Donut Day! This originally honored Salvation Army volunteers who served donuts to soldiers in WWI.

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

@NerdistNews @altonbrown hungry for more...I see what you did there.

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

@kwmurphy A silent guardian, a watchful protector...

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

@vineyardlex If I had to feel like a Christian to be a Christian, I wouldn't be a Christian most of the time. #askGod

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

The Sandlot hit theaters 20 years ago today. Here's what the cast is up to now — http://t.co/0x4Wn0zypI

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

"@mental_floss: Today is New Beer's Eve! This refers to the night before the sale of beer was legalized... in 1933." @WestSixth Holiday!!!

[Cameron Clark @CameronWClark]

I hate to be the hipster of bad news, but yes I did do that before it was cool

[Ryan Laudenschlager @lectrikchef]

“How Does Scratching Relieve an Itch? — http://t.co/HRFwV7zzNQ” Thanks @mental_floss for good reads while I'm battling a little insomnia.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

So think of the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you. Got it? Now multiply that by 999 trillion. Happy Good Friday.