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[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF @RoseWaltzEX If they ever make sour gummy clusters I’m going to die from cuts in my mouth and a sugar overdose

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Using slurs like ‘adult virgin who owns electric car company’ is hateful language that will no longer be tolerated. https://t.co/ACivzk71e3

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF This is me but with nerds gummy clusters

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF (25+2) + (50-2)
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[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@hankgreen Here’s an old pelican mascot for Guinness I saw at the brewery tour!

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

One of my coworkers signs off his emails with just his first initial, in lowercase, which is such a power play.

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

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[orcinus orca enthusiast @KeefewithanF]

This needed documentation

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

You’ve heard of Dublin, get ready for:

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

My toxic trait is starting to chant ‘Zamboni’ anytime I see anyone spill anything.

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF I added the wifi when it was delivered so all the updates would happen while you were on vacay 😶

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

Like clockwork, anytime I’m stressed at work my mom sends a pic of her on the beach to the family Snapchat.

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

I was just watching Rex on the cameras bc it’s his first day home alone, and he was just wandering from garage door to to our bedroom to the front door😭 he must know it’s typically time for his walk but K is still commuting home

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF *homownership

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF You should be thinking about me…

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

Was watching a demo at work and the presenter said “thought leader” and I heard “thot leader”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling https://t.co/rdubXSuUAI

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@KeefewithanF This is just Phoenix in a summer dust storm

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@megoconnor13 The hydrogen peroxide solution is my personal fave. You have to use the special container, and wait at least 6 hours, but they disinfect and clean really well. (I also switched from daily’s to bi-weekly’s last year. They each have their pros and cons.)

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

@jgray_allday Keefe at my niece today

[matchell @Lectronicstupor]

Idea: a porn parody where the punchline is ‘you put the ‘wrist’ in ‘Christmas’’