Joe

I exist | TO for No Good Fox Goes Unpunished (indefinite hiatus) | he/him

[the good hunter’s guide to a bad night @barnfell]

the most “what the hell is water” diagram i’ve ever seen

[Hengist @hengistloves]

Only 3 more years of bulking and cutting and I can begin phase one of looking women in the eyes

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

It’s called a theremin because if you’re playing one I’ll be there in a min. Now, what I’ve done here with this one is write something that is technically a joke but joyless for both you reading it and me writing it.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

judge me by my enemies

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

We should be able to take an officer’s month’s worth of wage for shit like this

[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

I genuinely don’t believe anyone wants hyperpersonalized media. People YEARN for communal viewing. Barbenheimer. Game of Thrones. Heated Rivalry. Part of the thrill is other people experiencing it with us. We should be bringing back appointment tv and 90 day theatrical releases

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.

Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us — one of home, tradition and memory over generations.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

If insurance companies can deny care and call it "medically unnecessary", why aren't they required to have malpractice insurance doe when they get it wrong and someone gets sicker or tragically dies ?

[haf @slickomode]

emojis can try but they will never embody the sheer, unadulterated joy like :D does

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

Currently trying to unfuck SharePoint permissions for a site that's been managed by about 20 different people, none of whom understood SharePoint, so if you need me, I'll be in the river.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Hey, so, fuck this for real.

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[mary @theoceanblooms]

I love da pitt because you can deflect every single critique of its storytelling choices with one of these two airtight and 100% compatible defences:

- they had to do it like that for realism
- it’s a television show it’s not supposed to be realistic

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

The masculine urge to quit your job during the worst job market in two decades

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core