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[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Girls don’t want guys with nice apartments and 401k’s and ins at trendy restaurants girls want Mr. Tumnus from the lion the witch and the wardrobe (2005)

[leah @lee_uggh]

@tamarin

[leah @lee_uggh]

@JortsTheCat I love baby jean pics cause it lets me imagine what my girl looked like as a baby since she was already an old lady when I got her 💕

[Mo Weeks @mo87mo87]

All of my beefs* are hereby cancelled. We're starting over at zero. If you're beefing with me you're on your own.

*all corporate beefs are exempt from this proclamation. One personal beef is also exempt. You know who you are and I'm still gonna [redacted] when I see you.

[leah @lee_uggh]

@JortsTheCat Sometimes my jean merch takes having my back a little too literally

[reb @rebmasel]

I was put on this earth to be silly and then die what is all this brutal reality and grief doing here. interrupting my silly

[leah @lee_uggh]

I don't have attachment issues I just cry every time I'm 100% occupied while my fiance is away for the weekend I'M fINE

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

“Why do men have to pay for everything?” Because our grandmothers legally couldn’t open a bank account so they probably told our moms to rely on men for money and our moms probably told their daughter the same thing. You’re mad at patriarchy, not women.

[Sigurd the Mighty @MightySigurd]

I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[trash jones @jzux]

if i think about it too much i get so mad at garfield for hating mondays. he doesn’t even work. he has never taken a meeting. garfield has never had to cc anyone

[tate @50FirstTates]

people without anxiety baffle me. if ur not worried about the past present or future what the hell do u think about all day? tennis?? milk???

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Virginia opossums can gain as much as 30% of their body weight each winter but they don't get targeted ads for gyms - so we're just asking for equal treatment

[leah @lee_uggh]

@OhNoSheTwitnt This is sassy, she's 23 ❤️

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and hates TERFS

[Raymond A. @TwOPnt0]

How to ADHD: you were just talking to me and I looked you dead in your eyes and did not hear you because I was singing my favorite song in my head

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

and if my only “career goal” is to simply eat a brie grilled cheese with fig jam and sit with my friends in a meadow and read poetry? what then?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever bought that Eli Lilly blue check has to hold the title for spending the most consequential $8 in modern human history

[trash jones @jzux]

“are you ok” no the sun sets at 4:41pm today

[leah @lee_uggh]

@lucy_carvalhoo @sarahschauer Her vet is absolutely baffled by her health hahaha she does blood work every year and says she's remarkable