Efficient and well-put-together families will be enjoying this heat. Nice garden to relax in with shade under a tree. Dad on BBQ, mum keeping house cool. Ice bucket for drinks. No-one fat, everyone with a tan. Literally fine. Whereas fat spastics are in trouble.
Scotland at a party.
Turns up pished.
Exposes itself to every female.
Insists on playing the Proclaimers.
Vomits over everyone’s costs in the bedroom.
Soils itself while comatose in a flower bed.
Wakes up thinking everyone loved them.