Maria Furness

[Aimee Nelson @AimeeNelsoe22r]

Kenton today was probably the highlight of my weekend

[Maria Furness @leefurness321]

"@autocorrects: Dear sidewalk, Please get wider..... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded."

[Maria Furness @leefurness321]

"@autocorrects: Dear sidewalk, Please get wider..... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded." @sarchen_g

[Maria Furness @leefurness321]

"@Awkward_Pics: My life http://t.co/YuD8rrix" @MegsMcGregzie

[know @Know]

#5 Charlie Sheen has had sex with over 5,000 women.

[know @Know]

A woman has sued McDonalds because she claims that McDonalds is responsible for turning her into a prostitute.

[know @Know]

More than 99% of people who are typing "LOL' are lying.

[know @Know]

People actually tend to turn the music down in the car when looking for a street sign, so they can see it better.

[Aimee Nelson @AimeeNelsoe22r]

Two days ❤ @paulz98 @leefurness321 @YseChabanel @hayleykathoke @genbovijn @queenbee1200997 @julziboop @titch_allison

[Maria Furness @leefurness321]

"@awkwardposts: I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge." @MegsMcGregzie

[Aimee Nelson @AimeeNelsoe22r]

Reading @titch_allison 's tweets and realising she only tweets me and @leefurness321. . Sad life titch .

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

At least 5 people have been murdered reportedly for unfriending someone on Facebook.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The music video for Britney Spears' “...Baby One More Time” was shot at the high school where the movie "Grease" was filmed.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Every time a disaster strikes on Spongebob Squarepants, the same voice yells "My leg!"

[Aimee Nelson @AimeeNelsoe22r]

Its been a few hours since people have found out that Kim&Kanye are preggers , AND there's already a parody account for. Their unborn child