leelee

bill, strange things are afoot at the circle-k

[leelee @leeleeALS]

Uber driver: Leah?
Me: yes
Him: that’s an okay name

Alright

[leelee @leeleeALS]

To be clear, I still do not have the answer to either of these two things

[leelee @leeleeALS]

Would u believe me when I say I have a degree in biology if the last 2 things I googled were "what is a praline" and "how to balance a chemical equation" ?? Because I do, and they are.

[m @msnetik]

cleansing your timeline with this Mandy Patinkin clip from 2012 when the interviewer's wife went into labor

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I have no recollection of this happening.

[Kim Hellemans @MindingtheBrain]

If you're experiencing significant distress and/or suicidal ideation,@DistressCentreO is always there to listen. For the Carleton community, https://t.co/Z9Wdqge4Wb has many resources listed.
Please, reach out.
❤️

[leelee @leeleeALS]

to my neighbour who wrote “to live would be an awfully big adventure” on the sidewalk, can you cut that shit out

[simon 🦦 (elf/shelf) @SelfLoathingYou]

people: you should be closed

churches: WE ARE ESSENTIAL PILLARS OF OUR DEMOCRACY AND OUR SERVICES ARE REQUIRED FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION

people: you should pay taxes

churches: aw heavens we just a widdle itty bitty church tryna sell some baked goods for a new VCR mister man

[leelee @leeleeALS]

@theravingnerd wait i mean sunday or monday, i’m such a dum bitch

[leelee @leeleeALS]

wait is he risen saturday or sunday

[leelee @leeleeALS]

the acoustic version of Years In The Making has big The Tragically Hip energy @arkellsmusic

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[leelee @leeleeALS]

omg

[Tim Healy @TheRealTimHealy]

That’s ma boy!!!!!

[medusa's gf @isapphic]

when women say "men are trash" and some man goes "even your father?"

[leelee @leeleeALS]

i'll actually go to class for this one, i swear i swear

[leelee @leeleeALS]

after being accepted to a Caribbean med school, i've officially decided i don't want to gamble money i don't have on uncertain results so ya girls doing AnOtHeR undergrad! y am i like this u ask? i wish i could tell u something other than i hope to deliver your baby one day 🥴

[leelee @leeleeALS]

I need a FUCKING pedicure!!!!

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Someone should check on Foot Locker

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure