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I can make you laugh, but not with original/quality tweets👍 (she/her)

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[soe🤏 @soekannyfr]

This is what I thought Ryan gosling looked like before I really started watching his movies

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

if God wanted us to drive he would have given us wheels

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

The most beautiful girl you know is out there somewhere farting crazy style

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how sunday night feels when you have monday off

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

booboo keys

[໊ @wynavira]

you’ve met me at a very “yeah i’m trying to work on that” time in my life

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

[📎 @Iithosphere]

read this and immediately got out of bed

[blue @bluewmist]

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

[brrrr b @huskpupz]

does anyone know how to overcome the inevitably overwhelming sense of dread of minecraft singleplayer

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[misa! @misak1nz]

i love life because there will always be a situation you think you’ll never get over and then you do