@owenbroadcast conspiracy theorist dies, goes to heaven and meets God.
God says 'Ask me one question and Ill tell you the truth'.
The man asks: Who shot JFK?
God answers: 'Lee Harvey Oswald and he acted alone'.
The conspiracy theorist mutters: 'Wow...this goes higher than I thought'.
Our mom used to get my little brother so much scooby doo shit when we were kids.
He recently told her that he didn't even like Scooby Doo, it was just on before shows he actually liked
@ReviewsPossum I thought it was people on /co/ pretending to be obsessed as a way of mocking others on the board and the rest was the whole "If you pretend to be a fool for fun" thing
"L.T., thank God you're here! The government's putting subliminal messages in your videos!"
"Subliminal messages!? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?"