Granola

100% natural, ethically-sourced lemur, filthy wook.

[Anton ψ Dee @AntonDee_]

@owenbroadcast conspiracy theorist dies, goes to heaven and meets God.

God says 'Ask me one question and Ill tell you the truth'.

The man asks: Who shot JFK?

God answers: 'Lee Harvey Oswald and he acted alone'.

The conspiracy theorist mutters: 'Wow...this goes higher than I thought'.

[Granola @leemytime]

@JrButtBunny I fucking love being bald
Feels smooth
Get told I look like Devin Townsend

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

Just saw a woman with down syndrome post her boobs to prove why they shouldn't be aborted

[Granola @leemytime]

I want to hang out with one of these Lil guys so bad.

[アニタッチ MARK IS 静岡【公式】 @ani_shizuoka]

アニタッチ静岡で生まれたワオキツネザルのルイ
遊んでアピールがすごいんじゃ〜😂

#アニタッチ静岡 #アニタッチマークイズ静岡 #アニタッチ #室内型動物園 #静岡観光地 #静岡 #動物　#ワオキツネザル　#かまちょ

[アニタッチ MARK IS 静岡【公式】 @ani_shizuoka]

アニタッチ静岡で生まれたワオキツネザルのルイ
遊んでアピールがすごいんじゃ〜😂

#アニタッチ静岡 #アニタッチマークイズ静岡 #アニタッチ #室内型動物園 #静岡観光地 #静岡 #動物　#ワオキツネザル　#かまちょ

[Granola @leemytime]

@lennipur https://t.co/4qbrp8xuRF

[Granola @leemytime]

@PineDurr looking both fresh and mentally retarded.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Half tempted to buy this hat.

[Live Zoo In あさひやま @24h_live_24h]

ワオキツネザルの赤ちゃんです！
まつげがとっても長いです👀

[by MI ][Photo by sakurai]
#LiveZooInAsahiyama #旭山動物園 #zoo #ワオキツネザル #赤ちゃん #まつ毛

[Granola @leemytime]

Our mom used to get my little brother so much scooby doo shit when we were kids.
He recently told her that he didn't even like Scooby Doo, it was just on before shows he actually liked

[shivers @flashivers]

Oh so everyone’s suddenly a scooby doo fan now 🙄🙄

[𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖚𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊 @ByzantineMerc]

Told the Jewish girl with double Ds at the Holocaust museum

“It was at least 20 billion”

She then rolled up her sleeve and gave me her number

[Granola @leemytime]

@ReviewsPossum I thought it was people on /co/ pretending to be obsessed as a way of mocking others on the board and the rest was the whole "If you pretend to be a fool for fun" thing

[Granola @leemytime]

@AzoriusBou What now?

[Granola @leemytime]

@torchindustry You gotta burn off your fingerprints too

[ちー/サルアカ🐵 @chi01010909chel]

ワオのお皿がある！！欲しい✨
岡山🥺遠いよ…ECはじめてくださると嬉しいです🙇‍♀️

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"L.T., thank God you're here! The government's putting subliminal messages in your videos!"

"Subliminal messages!? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?"

[Granola @leemytime]

So my wife wants to go to Dream Con. Would any of you happen to be going to?

[Granola @leemytime]

@kwawakari