Ms.Lindah

I'm a random girl that you just happen to know.

[Ms.Lindah @leender_lynette]

There are two kinds of people in this world..Those who would lie down and die and those who will stand up and thrive..

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

I watch news and see likes of Orwoba saying Gava iko cult ya ku sacrifice watoto

Murkomen blaming indiscipline on maandamano

Then I recall how tulizika jivu when my two siblings were charred beyond

Nasema hii convo is too painful kuingilia

All I do is Pray for the Families

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

The IMPEACHMENT of William Ruto has began

We are warning all MPs who may refuse to support the

IMPEACHMENT due to cowardice

Kenyans are watching 👀. Failure to support will lead to being

Rejected in 2027 election

Hon Caleb Amisi ni NDUME !!!

RUTO MUST GO

[Nancy Gathage (CFE) @Mennelic]

Ruto abolished Linda Mama.

Ruto Abolished NHIF

Ruto introduced Housing Levy & SHA

All this was done with IMPUNITY

Suddenly, he claims he cannot abolish that Ebola Deal

Yet it is him who signed, not Uhuru

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Maturing is realizing that once your debt has been sold to a 3rd party debt collector without your permission, you no longer owe the debt.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Kuna mtoi flani wa a very rich man ameshikwa na gun Jana usiku wakiwa in the act ya kuiba kwa boma ya jirani yao .. kupelekwa koti anaulizwa mbona anaiba yet wazazi wake wanampa kila kitu mpaka pocket money ya kshs 300k monthly ,fuel anapiga kwa petrol station yao ,appartment amepewa ruiri ni yeye anamanage na kupocket the rent yenye inafika over 700k monthly..then anasema yeye anajaribu tu ku act vitu amekuwa akiwatch kwa movies .
Then akachomoa camera yake na kuonyeshana vile amekuwa akiiba na kurecord ! Like yeye anasema ni content tu

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Watu wa Kitengela wanakuaga wamechoka na Ruto kuliko other kenyans. Swearing in ceremony of our next president should be done in Kitengela, their consistency is admirable.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Waaah the matatu sector has announced that tomorrow
will be a mother of all demonstrations citing that they
will all come outside with their vehicles wafunge
barabara waaah its bad guys!!

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

A shopkeeper understands the economy better than many policy makers. They see inflation daily, one customer at a time.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Kenyan offices have that one employee who knows everything but is paid like an intern

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Intel: Matatu sector players are reportedly under pressure to call off the strike. A meeting is currently ongoing at Davis Chirchir’s office, with Kipchumba Murkomen and John Mbadi said to be part of the talks.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Serikal has told Matatu and PSVs Owners to return their vehicles to the road tomorrow or they will cancel all their licenses.

Old school intimidation tactics to cover for UDA greed and incompetence.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Matatus please dont Fold. Not so soon. Ongesa siku ingine kama tatu🤲

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

Matatu Owners watoe notice ingine tujue kama kesho bado tuko on
They have shown many what they are capable of
I stan

[Benji Ndolo @BenjiNdolo]

If your employer is crazy and reckless and insisted you somehow force your way to work today, DM me the company name and the name of the colonial HR. Thanks

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Kuna a phone snatcher ameshikwa rongai they are pleading with him akunywe sumu coz hakuna pesa ya mafuta😂😂😭😭

[Davis Thuranîra ⚖️ @DavisThuranira]

Millennials are so weird. Many of them boarded traitor PSVs at 2 a.m just to avoid the dreadful thoughts of being fired even during a nationwide PSV strike. Their imaginary sense of job security comes before personal security. Meanwhile, Gen Z wote wametext boss hawaendi leo.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

@Ebonynotblack your name is so familiar but I can't place where I've heard or seen it!

[Jay @KijanaYaMowlem]

@Finehairr_ Fvck what they think. Memes lazima niweke

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Felicitations Dr. Ofweneke on your Ruracio buddy

May the new woman bring you peace and closer to God

Third strike might be your lucky charm

Make her scarce online bro. Thank you for checking up on me and professing blessings Tata

Hope you will be available to emcee mine

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.