TheRealPresident

creator of the Twilight Box at your local Taco Bell

[TheRealPresident @leendobs]

copywriting the idea of there being a Twilight Box at Taco Bell. each box comes with a chicken quesadilla, beef burrito, doritos locos taco, two cinnabon delights, and a baja blast freeze

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[27. @dimvji]

evil can pretend to be good but good won’t pretend to be evil, so when you see evil believe it

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Death Valley National Park is experiencing its first major superbloom in a decade as of March/April 2026, driven by record winter rainfall (1.7 – 2.5+ inches) that transformed the desert landscape with vibrant carpets of yellow, pink, and purple flowers.
https://t.co/YgaHskYSlM

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

[A @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Men will literally believe a woman is a słut from a man with zero proof but all of a sudden they need 300 photos, 55 videos, 15 police reports and 20 witnesses to believe a man is a rapisť.

Make it make sense.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Between Iraq changing the age of consent from 18 to 9, conservatives in the US tweeting "YOUR BODY, MY CHOICE", one of Gisele Pelicot's abusers justifying his behaviour by saying "I thought she was dead" and women in Sudan taking their own lives to avoid being r@ped by paramilitary fighters... If you still can't grasp just how many men hate women, you're not listening.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hell yeah

[D🎯T @SdotBaggin]

@msnetik harry potter prisoner of Azkaban dvd menu gave 2 year old me nightmares

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

BREAKING🚨: For the first time since 1863, Ramadan, Lent, and Lunar New Year are all taking place at the same time 🤯

An exceptional event that will only happen again in 2189.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me thinking about how my ancestors passed down alcoholism and gambling instead of gold and lands.

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[rain @redactedrain]

You’re a fake ass chiller bro I can sense your ambitious nature

[niy @luuvniya]

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

An interior design masterpiece