Chris Lees

🦉 SWFC 🦉OAFC

[Chris Lees @lees12]

Another bore fest

[Chris Lees @lees12]

Wonder if Barca can get their money back on Gordon

[Chris Lees @lees12]

England are rubbish. Again

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇬🇧 More than 150 kebab takeout shops across Britain have been given government licences to hire workers directly from overseas through a new visa program.

Crucially, the licences not only allow the Kebab shops to hire workers from abroad, but once those workers are in, they will be allowed to bring family members into the UK.

There are over 1.8 million people unemployed in the UK, but yeah, why not bring in more overseas workers, because this is clearly a highly skilled job.

The UK is a joke

Source: GB News / Writers: Mhedi, Ian

[Marc Webber @marcwebber]

If there’s one thing Britain can learn from Americans when it comes to football/soccer, it’s drainage systems.

[Chris Lees @lees12]

@Olaogun_ @LCFC Sign him now

[Simon Cheeseman @cheesy290892]

⚫️ Sheffield Wed finishing on 0 points at the end of the season.
⚫️ Luton town starting the season on -30 a few years back.
⚫️ Oldham Athletic going from the Prem to non league.

That's hurt! Not 5 FA Cup wins since last winning the Premier League.

[Tim @piearce9]

Thought she was carrying her old internet router for a moment there

[Nahuel Lanzón @nahuelzn]

🇦🇴 Gelson Dala, arquero de 16 años, se lleva el premio al jugador del partido en la Copa Africana Sub-17!

Angola tiene futuro bajo los tres palos! 👏👏

[Ricky Gravil @jodie6016361028]

Thats not any rapper that MC fucking Devvo.

[Chris Lees @lees12]

Absolutely none of them!

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Who would you like to see as the next Labour prime minister?

A. Wes Streeting

B. Ed Miliband

C. Angela Rayner

D. David Lammy

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Man of the People is a tax dodger.

[Noely @NOELY1982]

When your Mrs has a wax

[Chris Lees @lees12]

@pauljhnst

[Mikey V. @BeardownCuz]

Fart of the year, barn none.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Let me be clear…I broke numerous promises. I invented a £22 billion black hole to punish pensioners, farmers, the disabled, small businesses and students. I tried to give away Chagos and pay £35 billion to do so. I increased unemployment. I increased the government deficit. I appointed Peter Mandelson despite his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein having already been published in various media outlets. I promised to cut energy bills and council tax, but instead, the opposite happened. I did absolutely nothing to resolve the cost of living crisis and made it worse by increasing the tax burden to record levels. I prioritised hanging out with the Davos / BlackRock clique rather than genuinely ‘fixing the foundations’. I promised a ‘transparency revolution’, but instead, operated under smoke and mirrors and sacked colleagues and threatened suspending Labour MPs who voted against me. I spaffed £30 billion away on carbon capture machines. I failed to sort out the small boats / hotels for illegal immigrants. £3 billion a year to Ukraine and big hugs from Volodymyr. I smeared anyone who dared to criticise me a ‘far-right’. I sanctimoniously lectured everyone like they were naughty children. And I have absolutely no intention of resigning after disastrous local election results because I am right and everyone else is wrong. Me first. Country second.”

[Chris Lees @lees12]

We as a country are absolutely fucked

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Meet the new deputy mayor of Hackney UK. He wants to ban landlords earning profit.

[Chris Lees @lees12]

@TedUrchin @Nigel_Farage Come on then @TedUrchin who should we vote for instead?

[Higgy @higgyboson]

CV.

Completely ruined a major 126 year old political party in less than 2 years.

Became the most hated UK Prime Minister in history.

Unilaterally gave away billions of £'s of taxpayers money with no accountability required from the recipients.

Wrecked the economy.

Failed to control mass immigration, both legal and illegal.

Failed to address the problem of muslim rape gangs.

Increased welfare payments to a point where benefits now cost more than the entire income tax take.

Allowed weekly pro-Palestinian hate marches on our streets.

Consistently referred to people with concerns about the proliferation of migrant violence as "Far Right".

Promoted one of his friends to high office despite knowing he was a buddy of one of the most prolific paedophiles on the planet.

Consistently worked to reverse the result of the biggest democratic vote in British history by stealth.

Placed tax dodgers, fraudsters and CV fantasists in Ministerial posts.

Invited a known islamist terrorist to No.10 while simultaneously banning foreign commentators from the UK for merely reporting on the border fiasco.

Took two weeks to find a Royal Navy ship that actually worked.

Introduced legislation that will destroy the private rental market and create hundreds of thousands of homeless families.

Promised to build 1.5 million homes in five years despite everyone telling him it would be impossible.

Failed to help motorists and hauliers after the rise in the price of fuel caused by the war in Iran.

Continues to allow Ed Milliband to wreck the UK's energy industry with his insane Net Zero policies.

Raised the minimum wage and employers National Insurance contributions leading to thousands of job losses and businesses folding.

Introduced VAT to private school fees leading to many excellent seats of learning closing their doors.

Consistently refused to answer questions during the session in the parliamentary week set aside for this specific purpose.

Consistently failed to accept responsibility for any wrong doing, preferring to sack others instead.

Alienated "working people" while claiming to be on their side.

And the lies. The constant lies.

Failure. Failure. And more Failure.

Time to go.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨Meanwhile in the UK 🇬🇧

The Green Party celebrate winning their local election.

This is usually the part where I would tell you what they said, but I genuinely have no idea 🤷‍♂️

DEPORT 🚫

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Norway has begun RE-OPENING North Sea Oil sites to meet growing demand from the UK

In case you weren't aware of just how stupid the UK Government is, they are BLOCKING permits to drill while PAYING Norway to drill oil from the North Sea instead

We are led by clowns