Alycia

Just another queer autistic Jewish woman trying to get through the day. Header from Vaspider on Tumblr.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@cstross @theythemthere @jephjacques All fandoms contain terrible people. If you think your fandom doesn't, you are probably one of the terrible people. If you think you're the only person in the fandom who *isn't* terrible, you are *absolutely* one of the terrible people.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@elizabethminkel They've also fundamentally misunderstood the appeal of WRITING fanfiction, probably because they can't fathom doing anything that doesn't involve turning a monetary profit.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@Revolver_0311 @SheaLadivabich Historically, this is how we get stricter gun laws.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@elonmusk The town square is where people go to witness a public execution.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@elonmusk @SenMarkey @washingtonpost you could literally be replaced with a Markov chain generator and no one would notice

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@HEi9htM3N @official_chicag @CaseyNewton He's going to have to, at this rate.

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George Washington froze his balls off in Valley Forge so that we could have the constitutional right to choose our leaders.

Voting is cool as fuck and you all should go do it.

(And your local elections too! Local races have the biggest impact on your day to day life!)
-B

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@MattOben This is literally something the pointy-haired boss on Dilbert did like a decade ago.

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@Dessirris @OSPyoutube But then Zuckerberg can't control it!

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See, if THIS was the premise of the Cruella prequel movie, I might have actually gone to see it.

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Based on no evidence except for the fact that Dracula once used the pseudonym "De Ville" during his infiltration of England I would like to posit that Cruella Deville is his thriving ex-wife -R

[michelle! 🕊🍃 @fswrites]

this week, be sure to be aware of any asexuals in your area. they, too, will be aware, as they awaken from a year of slumber to sleepily shamble their way through the world, taking in the sights and sounds before they return to their soft beds beneath the earth

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@OSPyoutube Is this our Halloween special for 2022, or will there be something else spooky next week?

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@OSPyoutube It's slightly obscure, but what immediately leaps to mind is the climax of Alix E. Harrow's "The Ten Thousand Doors of January," in which we suddenly learn the villain basically has mind control powers. I feel strongly that being a rich white guy was enough of a superpower.

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

Has anyone tried training a neural network to do a CEO's job? Because I suspect it'd be a lot easier thsn training it to make art.

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@AmazonStudios @neilhimself I'm sorry, did someone seriously think that the feather on the poster was from a GENDER REVEAL PARTY

[Alycia @leesha_joy]

@Kaja_Ono @GoodOmensPrime Yeah, the panel confirmed it. They both own businesses adjacent to the bookshop.

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@GoodOmensPrime I expect at least ten slashfics about them on AO3 by five PM

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@jonnywaistcoat Before your character was making audio recordings of stuff a lady wrote down. Now a lady will write down the stuff your character recorded. Totally different.

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@neilhimself The only way I would pay that much for sunglasses is if they came with eyeball teeth.

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@mw99456 @DomAudy @joe_hill @neilhimself I suspect it'd be like that Tumblr post where someone dreamed about full-grown Teletubbies as these giant eldritch monsters...

[🐁 pips @pipsrot]

@neilhimself Any show left on a streaming service for more than a fortnight automatically turns into a fantasy by Neil Gaiman